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so bad at everything that people laugh at you like you’re a joke. you’re the kind of person who trips over your own feet and still manages to drop a bomb.
I failed my math test so hard, my dog got a higher score.
My pizza was so bad, the rat in the restaurant cried.
I tried to sing and it was like a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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looks like a movie star but acts like they just woke up from a nap. they’ll be there for you when you need them most, even if they’re too lazy to talk.
She showed up to my birthday party with cake and a hug.
He passed me the last slice of pizza even though he was hungry.
She stayed up all night to help me with my homework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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a big city in Arizona that thinks it’s the center of the universe. it’s the 4th biggest city in the country, and it’s not even embarrassed about it.
Phoenix is like that kid in class who knows all the answers and still brags about it.
It’s the city that’s always showing off its size.
It’s the one that doesn’t care if you think it’s overrated.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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the city in Arizona that’s correcting everyone else’s mistakes, like a teacher who doesn’t take nonsense from anyone. it’s the 4th biggest city, and it’s not letting anyone forget it.
Phoenix is like that teacher who corrects your math problems even when you’re right.
It’s the one that always reminds you it’s the 4th biggest.
It’s the city that doesn’t take corrections from anyone else.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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a symbol of protest that burns like a madman and comes back even stronger. it’s like that kid who gets in trouble but never stops fighting.
They set their whole neighborhood on fire and came back like nothing happened.
They burned their flag and still got a standing ovation.
They burned their own house down and still had the energy to protest.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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a quiet person who looks like they don’t want to be noticed, but they’re actually the most kind person you’ll ever meet. they’re like the shy kid who gives you the best advice.
She didn’t talk much, but she gave me the best advice ever.
He was quiet, but he always had my back.
She was shy, but she helped me with my math homework every day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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a girl who’s soft and gentle on the outside, but she’ll shock you with how dirty she can be once you get to know her. she’s like the sweet girl who hides a secret weapon.
She was shy at first, but she pulled a prank on the whole class.
She looked innocent, but she told the worst joke ever.
She was quiet, but she turned the whole party into a mess.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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