A Shamie
Slang - colloquial term for events instigated by matchstick men, a type of con. It's like being scammed by a bunch of guys who look like they just came out of a fire.
Shamie is when matchstick men scam you like you're a fool.
Shamie is when matchstick men try to con you in the middle of the street.
Shamie is when matchstick men try to steal your wallet and you think it's a game.