Discover Slang

A Three Dimensional Fart
It’s like a shart but with enough guts to make a ghost cry.
My mom just did a three dimensional fart and my brother ran out of the room screaming.
At the bus stop, my friend let one rip so strong, the bus driver yelled at the whole bus.
During the math test, I did a three dimensional fart and the teacher gave me a zero.
A Three Dimensional Fart
It’s when you poop and fart at the same time, and it’s like a monster came out of your butt.
My dog did a three dimensional fart and my cat ran away from the house.
In the middle of my lunch, my friend let one rip and I dropped my sandwich on the floor.
During the movie, I did a three dimensional fart and the whole theater turned around.
A Three Dimensional Fart
It’s like your butt is throwing a party and everything is going wrong.
My dad did a three dimensional fart and my mom started crying.
In the middle of a Zoom call, I did a three dimensional fart and my boss asked me to leave.
At the restaurant, my friend let one rip so loud, the waiter brought us free dessert.
A Three
Call someone a three when they think they're hot stuff but are just average at best. They're like a lukewarm cup of coffee on a cold morning.
You: 'Why does he think he's so cool?' Me: 'He's a three.'
DM: 'He asked me out, and I said no. He's a three.'
Text: 'He said he's going to be a star. He's a three.'
A Three
A three is when a deaf girl plays her favorite game and signs the number three three times. It’s like she’s screaming in sign language.
'She signed three three times. I knew she was happy.'
Text from her: 'I won the game. I signed three three times.'
DM: 'She signed three three times. I cried.'
A Three
A three is that trio of friends who gossip about everyone they see. They're like the trash talkers of the school.
'Abbie, Kassidy, and Colton were talking about you again.'
Text: 'They said you're ugly. They're a three.'
DM: 'Don’t talk to them. They’re a three.'
A Three
A three is when you're trying to count and it's just a little more than you can handle. It's like when your mom says, 'Just one more.'
'I tried to count them, but they were a three.'
Text: 'I tried to count my problems. They were a three.'
DM: 'They said they had a three.'
A Three
A three is a shot from way back in basketball that's worth three points. It's like throwing a dart from the other side of the room.
'He made a three. I was impressed.'
Text: 'He shot a three. I was shocked.'
DM: 'He made a three. I said, 'He's got talent.'
A Three
A three means the Illuminati are involved. It's like saying your mom is in a secret club and she's the leader.
'He’s a three. That means the Illuminati are watching him.'
Text: 'She’s a three. That means the Illuminati are behind her.'
DM: 'He’s a three. That means the Illuminati are after him.'
A Three
A three is what you do when you let it all out. One is peeing, two is pooping, and three is letting your stuff go all over the place.
'He let it all out. That was a three.'
Text: 'I did a three in front of my mom.'
DM: 'Don’t do a three in front of your dad.'
A Thread
A fancy way to say you're too dumb to admit you're wrong
"That pizza was the best I've ever had. You're just bitter because you got the last slice.", @DumbPizzaFan
"He said the movie was terrible. I told him he's just jealous he didn't get to see it first.", @MovieHater69
"She thinks she's right. I'm just here to laugh at her.", @ThreadMaster9000
A Thread
Since the 1800s, yarn-lovers have been fighting over who can twist the most threads with the least amount of brain cells. The Tasmanian team is extra smug because they think they’re fancy.
"We won the yarn battle. You're just jealous.", @YarnBro420
"They used a thread holder like it was a sword. It was kinda cool.", @ThreadFighter123
"They said fun and responsibility are the same thing. I don't believe it.", @YarnSkeptic
A Thread
Used on forums when someone posts something so good, it's like they just threw a punch and you got knocked out.
"That post was fire. No one can top it.", @ForumGod
"That answer was like a superpower. I’m speechless.", @ThreadKiller
"He quoted me and said I was right. I didn’t even know I was right.", @ThreadBoss
A Thread
When bboys and bbgirls twist their bodies like they're fighting a noodle and it's the most annoying thing ever.
"He threaded his foot like he was a noodle. It was wild.", @BboyDude
"She threaded her arm and did a handstand. I didn’t even know that was possible.", @BbgirlFan
"They threaded their legs and looked like a twisted pretzel. I laughed for 10 minutes.", @BboyHater
A Thread
A word that means clothes, but also means you’re wearing something that smells like a gym sock.
"That shirt is so old, it smells like my gym sock collection.", @StinkyClothes
"She wore pants and looked like she had been in a sock fight.", @ClothesHater
"That jacket is the reason I have bad dreams.", @ClothesJailor
A Thread
A message board’s version of a trash can, but instead of trash, it’s full of people’s opinions and sometimes their lives.
"That thread had 50 comments and I still don’t know what anyone was talking about.", @ThreadJunkie
"He posted a whole life story and I just said, 'Okay.'", @ThreadSurvivor
"That thread was like a bad break-up, but with more people.", @ThreadHater
A Thread
A message board’s way of saying, 'Hey, someone started a conversation and now it's your turn to be stupid.'
"He started a thread and now I have to reply. I hate it.", @ThreadSlave
"She started a thread and I had to think. I don't like that.", @ThreadHater2
"That thread was started by a fool. I'm just here to laugh at him.", @ThreadKing
A Thousand Suns
A Thousand Suns is Linkin Park’s dumbest album ever. It’s like they gave up and decided to make music for people who hate loud noises and love being confused. It’s all soft and boring, but it still makes you feel weird inside.
My mom made me listen to it and I cried
It’s like being trapped in a boring dream
It’s the sound of a broken calculator singing
A Thousand Suns
A Thousand Suns is Linkin Park’s fourth album, and it’s so weird it makes no sense. If you liked their old stuff but got lost in Minutes to Midnight, you might hate this. Chester even raps, which is like watching a dog try to dance.
It sounds like a toaster having a meltdown
Chester rapping is like a cat trying to speak
It’s the worst kind of music
A Thousand Suns
A Thousand Suns is the most annoying album ever. It’s like someone threw a bunch of garbage in a blender and called it music. It’s filled with whiny nonsense and sounds like a broken robot screaming.
It’s the sound of my brain leaving my head
It’s the worst thing since the invention of the toilet
It’s like being yelled at by a confused toaster
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