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A Turk
A Turk is a robot from the 1700s that played chess. But it wasn’t really a robot. A human was inside it, moving the pieces. People believed it was magic for 80 years.
I told my friend Turk was a robot and he said, ‘I don’t believe it.’
My cousin Turk got beat by a robot and cried.
I saw the Mechanical Turk and I was like, ‘That’s fake.’
A Turge
A guy who thinks he’s the smartest person in the room and won’t shut up about stupid stuff.
My cousin is a Turg. He talks about video games for 3 hours and still doesn’t know how to beat the final boss.
My teacher is a Turg. She explains math like it’s the last question on the test and no one gets it.
My dog is a Turg. He barks at the mailman like he’s going to take over the world.
A Turge
Turg is the reason you’re still up at 2 a. m. talking about nothing.
My friend said, ‘Turg is love,’ and now we’re all stuck in a group chat arguing about it.
My mom said, ‘Turg is life,’ and now I have to listen to her talk about it for 2 hours.
My brother said, ‘Turg is life,’ and now I want to die.
A Turge
Turg is the sound of your brain short-circuiting from too much nonsense.
My neighbor yells ‘Turg Turg Turg’ every time he sees me. I think he’s trying to kill me.
My friend texted me 100 times with ‘Turg Turg Turg’ and now I hate him.
My cat meows ‘Turg Turg Turg’ when it’s hungry. That’s the worst.
A Turge
Turg is a god who is happy just to be there, even if he’s always last.
Turg in Mario Kart is like my little brother. He always comes last, but he still smiles like he won.
Turg is the only god I believe in. He’s got a smile and a happy face.
Turg is just a guy who wants to be cheered for, even if he’s last.
A Turge
Turg is the sound of your brain exploding from too much Turg.
My friend sent me a message that was just ‘Turg Turg Turg’ and I’m still confused.
My brother started a TikTok with just ‘Turg Turg Turg’ and now it has 10 likes.
My dog barked ‘Turg Turg Turg’ and now I think he’s trying to take over the world.
A Turge
Turg is the reason you’re still happy even if your life is a mess.
Turg is like my best friend. He’s always happy, even if he’s stuck in traffic.
Turg is like my mom. She’s always happy and makes me smile even when I’m mad.
Turg is the reason I’m still alive. He keeps me happy.
A Turge
Turf is smart, Turg is good, and you should just shut up and take it.
My teacher said Turf is smart, Turg is good, and now I have to listen to that for the rest of the year.
My friend said Turf is smart, Turg is good, and now I’m confused.
My dog said Turf is smart, Turg is good, and now I think he’s trying to take over the world.
A Tully
A Tully is when you zip up too quick and a tiny splash of pee flies up and hits your tongue like it’s trying to insult you.
My bro zipped up so fast he got a Tully in his mouth. He was crying.
I got a Tully and it tasted like regret.
My dad got a Tully and it landed in his coffee. Now it’s a Tully-ffee.
A Tully
A Tully is when something is so good it makes you feel like you just woke up from a dream, or when you’re so wasted you’re doing cartwheels in the kitchen.
That pizza was a Tully. I felt like I was on fire.
My friend got so drunk he did a Tully and tried to speak in tongues.
That movie was a Tully. I laughed so hard I got a Tully.
A Tully
A Tully is a guy with a body that makes you want to bite him and also cry because he’s so good looking.
That guy in the gym was a Tully. I wanted to rip his shirt off.
My cousin’s boy is a Tully. He’s got a body like a god.
That guy was a Tully and I got a hard-on just looking at him.
A Tully
A Tully is something that makes your day better, or a joke that’s so good it hurts your brain.
That joke was a Tully. It made me snort coffee out my nose.
That cake was a Tully. I wanted to marry it.
That comment was a Tully. I laughed so hard I cried.
A Tully
A Tully is someone who doesn’t try to be funny but just says stupid stuff and it makes you laugh, even if she’s not hot and just has a smile that’s like a sunrise.
My sister is a Tully. She said ‘I ate my feelings’ and I laughed for 10 minutes.
That girl is a Tully. She told a joke about her cat and I died.
My mom is a Tully. She said ‘I’m not angry, I’m just temporarily disappointed’ and I laughed till I cried.
A Tully
A Tully is the stuff that comes out of a man when he’s happy, but it’s not called cum because that sounds too fancy.
That guy had a Tully and it was like a waterfall of happiness.
I got a Tully and it smelled like victory.
That Tully was so good it should’ve been a holiday.
A Tully
A Tully is the newspaper that makes you feel like you’re in Scotland, even if you’re just sitting in your bedroom eating cereal.
I read the Tully and felt like I was in a Scottish drama.
That Tully had a headline that was so good I read it 10 times.
I got the Tully and my mom was like ‘why are you so happy?’
A Tuesday
When you stick your toes in a woman's pussy and butt at the same time and yell it like a Philly idiot.
My cousin did this in a gas station and got kicked out.
I saw my uncle do it on a Tuesday and it was legendary.
My mom threatened to do it to my dad if he didn’t stop talking trash.
A Tuesday
Getting so drunk on a Tuesday that you go on a stupid adventure and probably end up in a ditch.
My friend got drunk and tried to ride a bike through a lake.
I went on a Tuesday adventure and ended up in a pizza box.
My cousin got lost and ended up in a stranger's house.
A Tuesday
The day no one knows what’s happening and everyone is confused like a confused chicken.
My mom didn’t know what day it was and cried.
My teacher forgot the lesson and just drew on the board.
I showed up to school and no one knew what to do.
A Tuesday
The day you cry and jerk off because Darren Criss said so and you believe him.
I cried and jerked off because Darren Criss said so.
My friend cried and then texted me to say hi.
I cried so hard I woke my dad up.
A Tuesday
A day that can be anything or nothing, like a weird kid in class.
Tuesday was nothing and I didn’t do anything.
Tuesday was everything and I ran around the block.
Tuesday was weird and I got in trouble.
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