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A Pelo!
A Pelo is just a fancy way to say ‘hair’ but only if you’re too lazy to use the right word.
My brother said ‘Pelo’ instead of ‘hair’ and I called him a baby.
My mom used ‘Pelo’ in a sentence and I called her a grandma.
My friend used ‘Pelo’ and I said ‘You’re a loser.’
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A Pelo!
A Pelo is a meth pipe so bad it could make a saint do bad stuff.
My friend used a Pelo and cried for three hours.
I saw a Pelo and I ran out of the room.
My uncle used a Pelo and told my mom she was a pig.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pelo!
A Pelo is when someone from another race acts like they're from a different planet.
My friend from Africa said he was from Mars. That was a Pelo.
My cousin said he was from the moon. That was a Pelo.
My teacher said she was from Neptune. That was a Pelo.
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A Pelo!
A Pelo is when you can name random stuff and get girls to like you even if they’re confused.
I told my crush the name of my dog’s favorite cereal and she liked me.
I named my sandwich ‘Bob’ and got a date.
I told my crush the color of my socks and she said ‘I love you.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pelo!
A Pelo is when someone slams tables so hard they think the table is their enemy.
My dad slammed the table and it broke. That was a Pelo.
My brother slammed the table and got a bruise. That was a Pelo.
I slammed the table and my mom yelled at me. That was a Pelo.
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A Pele
The best football player ever. So good, he made the Brazillians cry with joy and made Maradona look like a clumsy, hairy idiot.
Pele is the GOAT. Maradona? He's just a goat who got lost.
Pele's got skills. Maradona? He's got a bad haircut and a worse attitude.
Pele is the king of football. Maradona is the king of bad decisions.
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A Pele
The best soccer player in the world. He could kick a ball with one toe while eating a taco.
Pele is the best. No one even comes close.
Soccer is his playground. Everyone else is just playing tag.
He's so good, he makes the ball blush.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pele
The angry volcano goddess of Hawaii. She's got a temper and a lava flow. Don't mess with her or she'll melt your face off.
Pele is angry. The volcano is boiling. The island is about to explode.
She's not just a goddess. She's a walking eruption.
She's got a temper. You don't want to be on her bad side.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pele
A stupid way to say someone is bad at soccer. Like telling a kid he's a donkey and then giving him a banana.
You're the worst. I'm calling you A Pele.
You suck at soccer. You're A Pele.
That was the worst goal ever. You're A Pele.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pele
Pele is a volcano goddess from Hawaii. She lives in Kilauea and has a temper the size of a mountain.
Pele lives in Kilauea. That volcano is her mood ring.
She's got a temper. Kilauea is just her temper in lava form.
She's a volcano goddess. Kilauea is her favorite toy.
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A Pele
Pele is a fire goddess from Hawaii. She's got the power of lava and the attitude to match.
Pele is a fire goddess. She's got the heat and the attitude.
She's got the power of fire and the temper to match.
She's a goddess of fire, dance, and bad moods.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pele
She’s got the body of a goddess, the personality of a hurricane, and the appetite of a dragon. She’s got no shame and a lot of food.
She eats like a dragon. No one can stop her.
She's got a big butt, a big heart, and a big appetite.
She's got no shame. She'll eat anything, anytime.
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A Pelle Aamann
A messy love session with a period, total failure, and a brain like a broken toaster.
My ex and I did this once. I still have nightmares.
She cried through it. I laughed through it. We both lost.
I tried to do it with my cousin. It was like a disaster movie.
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A Pelle Aamann
When a girl’s period hits, her brain dies, and she falls in love with a loser.
My sister did this with her math teacher. He still doesn’t know what hit him.
I watched it happen. It was like a horror movie.
My mom did it with the mailman. Now he won’t stop texting her.
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A Pelle Aamann
A love affair that’s as bad as a period, a broken promise, and a fried brain.
My friend’s dog did this with the neighbor. Both are now depressed.
I did this with my brother. We still fight about it.
My teacher did this with the principal. Now school is weird.
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A Peezy-sliner
A tiny, barely worth it amount of something. Like finding a single crumb on the floor after a feast.
Man I only got 2 likes on my tweet. That's a peezy-sliner of attention.
She gave me a $5 tip. That's a peezy-sliner of money.
He asked for a snack. I gave him a crumb. That's a peezy-sliner of food.
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A Peezy-sliner
So little you might as well have been given nothing. Like getting a single sock for your birthday.
This pizza had one slice. That's a peezy-sliner of pizza.
He gave me one dollar for a whole hour of work. That's a peezy-sliner of pay.
I asked for help and got one sentence. That's a peezy-sliner of help.
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A Peezy-sliner
A measly amount that makes you want to scream. Like getting one lousy sticker for doing something big.
I finished the whole project and got one sticker. That's a peezy-sliner of reward.
I did all the work and got one thank you. That's a peezy-sliner of appreciation.
He gave me one crumb and called it a feast. That's a peezy-sliner of food.
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A Peezy-sliner
Such a little amount it feels like you were tricked. Like getting one lousy drop of water in the desert.
I worked my butt off and got one lousy bonus. That's a peezy-sliner of reward.
He promised me a feast and gave me one crumb. That's a peezy-sliner of food.
I asked for help and got one word. That's a peezy-sliner of help.
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A Peezy-sliner
So little it's practically a joke. Like getting a single hair from a bald man.
He gave me one hair and called it a gift. That's a peezy-sliner of generosity.
I ate the whole cake and got one crumb back. That's a peezy-sliner of revenge.
I did everything and got one thank you. That's a peezy-sliner of appreciation.
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