A Peezy-sliner - So little you might as well have been given nothing. Like ge

So little you might as well have been given nothing. Like getting a single sock for your birthday.

This pizza had one slice. That's a peezy-sliner of pizza.

He gave me one dollar for a whole hour of work. That's a peezy-sliner of pay.

I asked for help and got one sentence. That's a peezy-sliner of help.