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A Miguel
Miguel is the person you should never let go of. He’ll save your life, then blame you for it later.
He saved me from getting hit by a car. Then he said it was my fault.
He showed up when I needed him most. Then he said he’d rather be somewhere else.
He’ll be there for you. Then he’ll make you feel like the worst person in the world.
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A Miguel
Miguel is the most amazing guy on the planet. He’s quiet, but when he speaks, he makes you feel like you’re the only one in the world.
He said one sentence and I felt like I was the most important person ever.
He smiled at me, and I knew I was in love. That’s Miguel.
He walked into the room and everything else faded. Classic Miguel.
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A Miguel
Miguel is a god with a huge cock. That’s all you need to know.
That guy’s a Miguel. He’s got the cock and the attitude.
I swear that Miguel’s cock is bigger than my problems.
He’s a Miguel, and I’m not even jealous. That’s how good he is.
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A Mighty Zeus
A Mighty Zeus is when you attach your pecker to a car battery and then get butt-fucked like a dog.
My cousin did this in his garage and screamed like a little girl.
I tried it with a battery from my mom's car and it felt like a lightning strike.
He hooked up his junk to a car battery and called it a spiritual awakening.
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A Mighty Zeus
A Mighty Zeus is when you plug your junk into a car battery and get anusesed like a prisoner.
She did it in the parking lot and got a ticket for being too loud.
He used his brother's car battery and it shocked him so hard he fainted.
They did it at a party and everyone thought it was a prank.
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A Mighty Zeus
A Mighty Zeus is when you stick your meat to a battery and get anusesed like a pig at a slaughterhouse.
My friend did it with a battery from his dad's truck and it was like a horror movie.
He did it in the middle of the night and woke up the whole neighborhood.
She did it in her bedroom and her mom walked in on it.
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A Mighty Joe Young
When a guy cums in a girl's butt, then shaves his junk and sticks it on her butt like Mighty Joe Young's butt.
My dude just did that and called it a 'Joe Young upgrade.'
She laughed so hard she peed on the floor.
He tried to stick his hair on her butt and it looked like a bad tattoo.
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A Mighty Joe Young
Fucking a girl like a dog, then throwing her poop in her face while making monkey noises.
He threw the poop at her and said, 'This is your new life.'
She screamed and ran out of the room like a scared squirrel.
He did it while yelling, 'I'm the king of the butt!'
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A Mighty Joe Young
A rookie firefighter named Joe who's balding, tiny, and always smiles like he just got a promotion.
Joe said, 'I'm gonna save the city today!' and tripped over a fire hydrant.
He tried to put out a fire and just stood there like a confused chicken.
He gave a thumbs up to the fire and said, 'You're fired!'
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A Mighty Joe Young
A super strong coffee that would help the Avengers beat aliens if they had to drink it before a battle.
I drank it and I felt like Thor with a hangover.
It made my mom yell at me from the other room.
I used it to power my robot and it exploded like a firework.
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A Midwestern Soccer Mom
A drunk lady who drives a minivan and thinks wine and soda are the same thing.
I tried to explain it wasn't wine. She said, 'It's the same thing. Just better.'
She poured the whole bottle of Diet Pepsi into her wine glass and called it 'a fusion of flavors.'
At the gas station, she asked for 'two liters of wine' and then laughed at me.
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A Midwestern Soccer Mom
A woman who drinks wine like it's a soft drink and then texts her kids about it.
She texted me: 'Wine is the new soda. I'm upgrading.'
She drank the whole bottle and then called me to tell me she was 'drunk and proud.'
She sent a photo of her wine glass with Diet Pepsi in it and said, 'This is how we do it.'
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A Midwestern Soccer Mom
A lady who thinks mixing wine and soda is the most genius thing since sliced bread.
She said, 'I just made a genius drink. It's like wine and soda had a baby.'
At the grocery store, she bought a case of Diet Pepsi and a case of wine and said, 'This is my new life.'
She told her kids, 'I'm mixing wine and soda. It's a family tradition.'
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A Midsummer Night's Dream
A guy creeps into a girl's room while she's sleeping and goes for a tongue ride. He leaves like a failure with no rewards, just the joy of being a creepy little twerp.
My cousin ate out his cousin's girlfriend while she was snoring. He got caught by her dog.
My brother slipped into my sister's room and got caught eating her out by her brother.
My friend's dad sneaked into his mom's room and got caught by her cat.
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A Midsummer Night's Dream
A situation so messed up it’s like trying to figure out why the moon is made of cheese.
My math test was this confusing. I thought I was solving for x, but I was solving for why the moon is made of cheese.
My uncle’s story about his life was this confusing. It had more plot twists than a soap opera.
My teacher’s lesson on fractions was this confusing. It was like I was learning to count while blindfolded.
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A Midsummer Night's Dream
When you're stuck in a situation that feels like it was pulled directly from a Shakespeare play, but with more drama and less sense.
My mom and dad were fighting like they were in a Shakespeare play. It was like they were both cursed by a witch.
My friend’s crush got lost in a forest. It was like he was in a Shakespeare play and forgot his lines.
My cousin's birthday party turned into a love triangle. It was like a Shakespeare play but with more cake.
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A Midsummer Night's Cream
A cursed version of a old play that got turned into a movie so bad it made people question their life choices.
"I watched it and now I think my dog is mocking me.", @midnight_meltdown
"It’s like Shakespeare got high and then got hit by a bus.", @movie_madness
"I cried at the ending. I didn’t know why until I checked my phone and saw I had 37 notifications.", @text_tears
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Midsummer Night's Cream
A 21st-century nightmare where people try to make Shakespeare cool again and fail spectacularly.
"It’s like someone tried to make a modern drama and just threw a bunch of glitter and confusion at it.", @shakespeare_hater
"I saw it with my cousin. He didn’t talk for a week.", @family_fails
"It’s like if a teen drama and a nightmare had a baby.", @sleep_deprived
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A Midsummer Night's Cream
A movie that took a classic play and turned it into a digital disaster that you can’t unsee.
"I watched it and now my brain is stuck in the 21st Century.", @digital_disaster
"It’s like someone took a play, put it on a screen, and forgot to turn it off.", @movie_disaster
"I feel like I just got hit with a screen and a bunch of bad decisions.", @screen_sorrow
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A Midsummer Night Dream
A mess so wild it makes your brain explode like a fireworks show in a toilet.
My life is a Midsummer Night Dream. I woke up married to my dog and my mom was crying in the fridge.
This party is like a Midsummer Night Dream. I think the DJ is a witch and my ex is a donkey.
My relationship is a Midsummer Night Dream. I dated my neighbor's sister and now I'm stuck with her dog.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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