A Pelle Aamann

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A messy love session with a period, total failure, and a brain like a broken toaster.
My ex and I did this once. I still have nightmares.
She cried through it. I laughed through it. We both lost.
I tried to do it with my cousin. It was like a disaster movie.
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When a girl’s period hits, her brain dies, and she falls in love with a loser.
My sister did this with her math teacher. He still doesn’t know what hit him.
I watched it happen. It was like a horror movie.
My mom did it with the mailman. Now he won’t stop texting her.
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A love affair that’s as bad as a period, a broken promise, and a fried brain.
My friend’s dog did this with the neighbor. Both are now depressed.
I did this with my brother. We still fight about it.
My teacher did this with the principal. Now school is weird.
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