A Peezy-sliner - Such a little amount it feels like you were tricked. Like ge

Such a little amount it feels like you were tricked. Like getting one lousy drop of water in the desert.

I worked my butt off and got one lousy bonus. That's a peezy-sliner of reward.

He promised me a feast and gave me one crumb. That's a peezy-sliner of food.

I asked for help and got one word. That's a peezy-sliner of help.