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A Simple Plan
A plan that’s so doomed, it’s like trying to build a sandcastle in the ocean during a hurricane.
My plan to get through the day: it failed before I even got out of bed.
This plan is like a broken toaster. It doesn’t work. Ever.
I had a plan to get rich. It’s now a plan to get broke.
A Simple Plan
A band so good, it makes your enemies jealous and your mom proud.
They’re from Canada, but they’re better than your dad’s job.
They have hits like 'I'm Just A Kid' and I actually cried. Like, real tears.
If they were a food, they’d be a five-star restaurant with a free dessert.
A Simple Plan
A band that’s so good, even your ex would admit it, but they’re too busy being a drama queen.
They’ve had songs like 'Welcome To My Life' and it’s like they’re talking to you.
They’re from Montreal, but they’re better than your math teacher.
They have a drunk driving video and I love it. That’s real life, man.
A Simple Plan
A band that’s so good, they make your teachers look like they failed third grade.
They wrote songs about their lives and it’s like they’re your best friend.
They have a foundation to help kids. That’s cool, not just a gimmick.
They’ve been on tour with Avril Lavigne and still didn’t complain.
A Simple Plan
A band so bad, even your pet goldfish would start singing along and then die of embarrassment.
Their singer’s voice is like a cat being tortured with a blender.
They think their life is bad. I’ve seen people in Africa and they’re still alive.
They’re called 'Simple Plan', but their songs are anything but simple.
A Simone Looze
A woman so bad she makes the devil blush. She’s a walking disaster who only cares about her own happiness and loves watching other people suffer.
She texted me at 2 AM saying she was sad because her cat didn’t like her
She stole my lunch and then laughed when I got food poisoning
She told the teacher I cheated even though I was the only one who did homework
A Simone Looze
A woman so ugly and mean she could scare away a whole army. She’s the kind of person who would step on a kid’s leg just to see them cry.
She insulted my dog and then told me my dog was ugly
She took my seat in class and wouldn’t move even when I asked nicely
She gave me a bad grade just because I smiled at her
A Simone Looze
A woman so bad she should be banned from Earth. She thinks she’s the best at everything and takes joy in making other people feel like garbage.
She said my math test was fake even though I got a 100
She put glitter on my face and laughed when I cried
She told the principal I was being mean even though I was just trying to survive
A Simone Looze
A woman so annoying she could make a saint go crazy. She only lives to make other people feel bad and thinks she’s the queen of everything.
She told my mom I was a bad kid just because I didn’t like her
She drew on my face with permanent marker and didn’t even apologize
She took my snack and said it was hers even though I saw her eat it
A Simone Looze
A woman so bad she should get a medal for being the worst. She only thinks about herself and takes pleasure in making others feel like failures.
She said my presentation was the worst even though it was perfect
She cried when I got a better grade than her
She told my friend I was a loser just because I didn’t like her
A Simone Looze
A woman so ugly and bad she could make a ghost cry. She thinks she’s the greatest and would step on a kid just to see them fall.
She called my dad a bad dad just because he didn’t like her
She took my pencil and broke it just for fun
She told my teacher I was being rude even though I was just trying to be nice
A Silvana
A Silvana is a forest goddess who’s super smart but acts like she’s not. She’s hot, skinny, and short most of the time. She’ll make you laugh until you cry and will absolutely destroy you in bed. She’s the sweetest, cutest, and has the best laugh you’ll ever hear.
"You’re the best Silvana, I swear I’d marry you if you let me.", A guy who got dumped by her.
"Silvana is like my life coach, my therapist, and my lover all in one.", A guy who’s been with her for 3 years.
"I asked her to be my partner in crime, and she said yes, but now I have to steal candy from the store.", A kid who’s in love with her.
A Silvana
Silvana is the most amazing girl you’ll ever meet. She’s nice, funny, and has the best hair in the world. She’ll melt your heart and make you believe Peru is the best country ever. She’s like the perfect partner for a Kenneth.
"She came into my life and I became a better person.", A guy who got dumped by her.
"She’s the reason I believe in love.", A guy who’s been with her for 3 years.
"I asked her to be my partner in crime and she said yes, but now I have to steal candy from the store.", A kid who’s in love with her.
A Silvana
A Silvana is a woman who’s got beauty, brains, and a laugh that makes you want to dance. She’s smart, she’s cute, and she’ll sweep you off your feet and leave you speechless.
"She walks in and I lose all my words.", A guy who got dumped by her.
"She’s the best thing that ever happened to me.", A guy who’s been with her for 3 years.
"She’s like a superhero with a smile.", A kid who’s in love with her.
A Silvana
A Silvana is a woman from the woods, and let me tell you, one Silvana is enough. Two Silvanas? That’s a whole lot of chaos. They’re smart, hot, and will make your life a million times better.
"She’s the only one who can calm me down when I’m being chaotic.", A guy who got dumped by her.
"She’s my everything.", A guy who’s been with her for 3 years.
"She’s the reason I still believe in love and Peru.", A kid who’s in love with her.
A Silvana
Silvana is the coolest chick you’ll ever meet. She’s the best, and I wish I had a hundred words to describe her. She’s like a dream come true and the best thing that ever happened to you.
"She’s like my best friend and my lover.", A guy who got dumped by her.
"She’s the reason I’m happy every day.", A guy who’s been with her for 3 years.
"She’s like a superhero with a smile.", A kid who’s in love with her.
A Silvana
A Silvana is the best person you’ll ever meet. She’s always there for you. She’s hot, she’s smart, and she’ll yell at you that Peru is the best. She’ll make your life better and you’ll thank her for it.
"She’s the only one who can calm me down when I’m being chaotic.", A guy who got dumped by her.
"She’s my everything.", A guy who’s been with her for 3 years.
"She’s the reason I still believe in love and Peru.", A kid who’s in love with her.
A Silvana
Silvana erotica in the forest is a thing of beauty. It’s like a dream come true and the best kind of sexy. It’s hot, it’s wild, and it’s the best thing that ever happened to you.
"She walks in and I lose all my words.", A guy who got dumped by her.
"She’s the best thing that ever happened to me.", A guy who’s been with her for 3 years.
"She’s like a superhero with a smile.", A kid who’s in love with her.
A Simon situation
Going overseas just to get a hard-on and no brains
I flew to Japan for a stiffy and got lost in the subway
He took a plane to Brazil for a quickie and came back with a fever
She spent $2000 on a trip to Mexico for a pecker and a hangover
A Simon situation
When you pay for a plane ticket just to get jacked
He bought a ticket to Paris for a quick BJ and got stuck in traffic
She paid for a first-class ticket just to get a slap and a beer
He flew across the world for a hard-on and a free snack
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