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A Romney
To poop your pants because you're so scared. Like when a dog gets tied to the roof of a car and thinks it's going to die.
'He tied his dog to the roof of a car and it pooped its pants. That's like being stuck in a elevator with a psycho.'
'He was so scared he peed himself. That's like being chased by a bear in a cornfield.'
'The dog pooped its pants because it thought it was going to get eaten. That's like being in a horror movie and you're the main character.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Romney
When a guy says he believes in something for 20 years, then changes his mind in 3 hours. That's like a kid who forgets his homework and then gets a free pizza.
'He said he believed in the tax plan for 20 years, then changed his mind in 3 hours. That's like a kid who forgets his lunch and then gets a free pizza.'
'He said one thing, then the next day he said the opposite. That's like a kid who forgets his homework and then gets a free pizza.'
'He said he believed in the tax plan for 20 years, then changed his mind in 3 hours. That's like a kid who forgets his lunch and then gets a free pizza.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Romney
When you're rich and you brag about how rich you are. Like you're in a fancy restaurant and you say, 'I paid $20 for a sandwich.'
'He said he paid $20 for a sandwich. That's like saying you paid $100 for a pizza.'
'He said he lived in a mansion. That's like saying you live in a palace.'
'He said he made $10 million. That's like saying you made $100 million.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Romney
A tax rate that's like 13.9%. That's like a kid who gets 13.9% of his allowance.
'He paid 13.9% in taxes. That's like a kid who got 13.9% of his allowance.'
'He said the tax rate was 13.9%. That's like a kid who got 13.9% of his allowance.'
'He said the tax rate was 13.9%. That's like a kid who got 13.9% of his allowance.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Romney
To fire someone with a smile, then get fired yourself. That's like being the boss and then getting fired.
'He fired someone with a smile, then got fired himself. That's like being the boss and then getting fired.'
'He fired someone with a smile, then got fired himself. That's like being the boss and then getting fired.'
'He fired someone with a smile, then got fired himself. That's like being the boss and then getting fired.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rolling Brown Out
When your lover stands over you during sex and poops all over your face like it's a fancy pizza.
My girlfriend did this during our first time and I cried like a baby.
He stood over me like a boss and dumped his guts on my face.
She pooped on me so hard I got a free facial and a free beatdown.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rolling Brown Out
When a girl sits on your face during sex and shits like she's trying to win a contest.
She sat on my face and pooped like it was a competition.
He was getting wrecked by her poop during sex.
She hit me with her poop like I was a toilet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rolling Brown Out
When you tell on the brown like a complete traitor during the middle of a poop session.
He snitched on the brown and got a poop sandwich.
She told on the brown and got the full poop treatment.
He snitched mid-poop and got dumped on like a king.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rolling Brown Out
When you’re pounding a girl from on top, then get off and jizz like you’re about to nut on her face, then flip around and hit her with a surprise poop and beat the crap out of her.
He jizzed like he was about to nut on her face, then hit her with poop and beat her like a drum.
She thought he was going to nut on her, but he pooped and beat her like a dog.
He jizzed, pooped, and beat her like she owed him money.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rodriguez
When your wife and kids leave you behind for a tropical paradise, you’re stuck on A Rodriguez like a piece of old gum.
My wife and kids went to Hawaii. I got stuck with a cold pizza and a broken TV.
He’s on A Rodriguez again. Probably watching football and eating takeout.
My husband’s on A Rodriguez. He’s been eating pizza for three days and still hasn’t left the couch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rodriguez
The crunkest last name ever. Short for Rodriguez. Hot Rod is a bonus if you like cars and being a tool.
Rod is the shortest version. Hot Rod is for people who like cars and being a tool.
Rod? That’s the crunkest name ever. Hot Rod is just extra cool.
Rod is short. Hot Rod is extra. Rodriguez is the full version for people who don’t like being short.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rodriguez
A last name so common it’s like the air you breathe. Half of every Hispanic family has it. Maybe even more.
Every other person in my town has Rodriguez. It’s like a curse.
There’s so many Rodriguezes in my school it’s like a family reunion.
In my neighborhood, Rodriguez is the name you get if you’re lucky.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rodriguez
Flashing your butt at someone because they have opinions that are wrong and you’re too dumb to handle it.
He flashed his butt at me because I said tacos are better than burgers.
She showed her butt to the guy who thought the moon was made of cheese.
He flipped his butt at me because I used the word 'silly'.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rodriguez
A fake name used by people who are too lazy to be proud of who they are. Used by sun bed lovers who want to look exotic and not be noticed.
He uses Rodriguez because he’s scared of being seen as a sun bed addict.
She changed her name to Rodriguez to pretend she’s from Brazil and not the UK.
He uses Rodriguez so people think he’s exotic, not just a sun bed user.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rodriguez
The Spanish version of Fugazi. It means 'the ugly one' and is used when someone is really ugly.
He’s a Rodriguez. That means he’s the ugly one in Spanish.
She got called Rodriguez because she looked like a Fugazi.
Rodriguez is Spanish for 'ugly' and she’s been called that since she was a kid.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rodriguez
The cutest mofo in the world. The kid from the Sandlot who every girl in the world wants to marry.
He’s the cutest mofo in the world. Every girl wants him.
The Sandlot kid is the cutest mofo ever. Girls drool over him.
That Sandlot kid is the reason every girl has a crush.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rodney Dangerfield
A Rodney Dangerfield is when you’re giving a blow job and she throws up in your face. You’re like ‘man, I get no respect even down here.’
My date threw up in my mouth and said, ‘I get no respect even down here.’
He was giving head and she puked on him. He was like, ‘I get no respect even down here.’
I was going down on her and she threw up. I said, ‘man, I get no respect even down here.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rodney Dangerfield
A Rodney Dangerfield is the funniest guy who ever lived. He lived for getting no respect and had the best punchlines. He died in 2004 and left the world with no respect.
Rodney Dangerfield was the funniest guy who ever lived. He said, ‘I get no respect.’
He had the best one-liners and died with no respect.
Rodney Dangerfield was a legend who lived for getting no respect.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rodent Nose
When your butt decides to let a little poop sneak out just to tease you while you're stuck in a situation with no toilet in sight.
At the movies, I had to hold it in during the whole movie. Then I let out a tiny poop during the credits. So embarrassing.
During a meeting, I felt my pants getting warm. I couldn't help it. My butt betrayed me.
I was waiting in line at the grocery store, and my butt let out a poop like it was a joke.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rodent Nose
That little poop leak that happens when you're stuck and your butt won't wait for the bathroom.
I was waiting for the elevator, and my butt let out a poop so strong it made the elevator smell like a sewer.
In the middle of a Zoom call, my butt let out a poop that made my dog start barking.
I was trying to be cool at a party, but my butt let out a poop that made everyone laugh.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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