A Rodent Nose
That little poop leak that happens when you're stuck and your butt won't wait for the bathroom.
I was waiting for the elevator, and my butt let out a poop so strong it made the elevator smell like a sewer.
In the middle of a Zoom call, my butt let out a poop that made my dog start barking.
I was trying to be cool at a party, but my butt let out a poop that made everyone laugh.