A Rodriguez

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When your wife and kids leave you behind for a tropical paradise, you’re stuck on A Rodriguez like a piece of old gum.

My wife and kids went to Hawaii. I got stuck with a cold pizza and a broken TV.

He’s on A Rodriguez again. Probably watching football and eating takeout.

My husband’s on A Rodriguez. He’s been eating pizza for three days and still hasn’t left the couch.

The crunkest last name ever. Short for Rodriguez. Hot Rod is a bonus if you like cars and being a tool.

Rod is the shortest version. Hot Rod is for people who like cars and being a tool.

Rod? That’s the crunkest name ever. Hot Rod is just extra cool.

Rod is short. Hot Rod is extra. Rodriguez is the full version for people who don’t like being short.

A last name so common it’s like the air you breathe. Half of every Hispanic family has it. Maybe even more.

Every other person in my town has Rodriguez. It’s like a curse.

There’s so many Rodriguezes in my school it’s like a family reunion.

In my neighborhood, Rodriguez is the name you get if you’re lucky.

Flashing your butt at someone because they have opinions that are wrong and you’re too dumb to handle it.

He flashed his butt at me because I said tacos are better than burgers.

She showed her butt to the guy who thought the moon was made of cheese.

He flipped his butt at me because I used the word 'silly'.

A fake name used by people who are too lazy to be proud of who they are. Used by sun bed lovers who want to look exotic and not be noticed.

He uses Rodriguez because he’s scared of being seen as a sun bed addict.

She changed her name to Rodriguez to pretend she’s from Brazil and not the UK.

He uses Rodriguez so people think he’s exotic, not just a sun bed user.

The Spanish version of Fugazi. It means 'the ugly one' and is used when someone is really ugly.

He’s a Rodriguez. That means he’s the ugly one in Spanish.

She got called Rodriguez because she looked like a Fugazi.

Rodriguez is Spanish for 'ugly' and she’s been called that since she was a kid.

The cutest mofo in the world. The kid from the Sandlot who every girl in the world wants to marry.

He’s the cutest mofo in the world. Every girl wants him.

The Sandlot kid is the cutest mofo ever. Girls drool over him.

That Sandlot kid is the reason every girl has a crush.