Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The time it takes a rich guy to flip his lid and say something stupid. Like he just got told the sky is falling and he's like, 'Oh, I thought it was a tent.'

'I was fine with the tax plan until I saw the math. Now I'm like, 'Wait, I thought it was a tax cut.''

'He said he believed in something for 20 years, then changed his mind in 3 hours. That's like a mental breakdown with a side of snacks.'

'He said one thing, then the next day he said the opposite. That's like a kid who forgets his lunch and then gets a free pizza.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

2

When a company eats another company for lunch and you get laid off because you're the sandwich in the middle.

'My job got bought by some bankers, and I was the first to get fired. Like the main course got eaten, and I was the garnish.'

'They merged the company with another one, and now I don't have a job. That's like your mom marrying your dad's boss.'

'I lost my job because they wanted to save money. I was like, 'I'm your savings account.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

3

To poop your pants because you're so scared. Like when a dog gets tied to the roof of a car and thinks it's going to die.

'He tied his dog to the roof of a car and it pooped its pants. That's like being stuck in a elevator with a psycho.'

'He was so scared he peed himself. That's like being chased by a bear in a cornfield.'

'The dog pooped its pants because it thought it was going to get eaten. That's like being in a horror movie and you're the main character.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

4

When a guy says he believes in something for 20 years, then changes his mind in 3 hours. That's like a kid who forgets his homework and then gets a free pizza.

'He said he believed in the tax plan for 20 years, then changed his mind in 3 hours. That's like a kid who forgets his lunch and then gets a free pizza.'

'He said one thing, then the next day he said the opposite. That's like a kid who forgets his homework and then gets a free pizza.'

'He said he believed in the tax plan for 20 years, then changed his mind in 3 hours. That's like a kid who forgets his lunch and then gets a free pizza.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

5

When you're rich and you brag about how rich you are. Like you're in a fancy restaurant and you say, 'I paid $20 for a sandwich.'

'He said he paid $20 for a sandwich. That's like saying you paid $100 for a pizza.'

'He said he lived in a mansion. That's like saying you live in a palace.'

'He said he made $10 million. That's like saying you made $100 million.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

6

A tax rate that's like 13.9%. That's like a kid who gets 13.9% of his allowance.

'He paid 13.9% in taxes. That's like a kid who got 13.9% of his allowance.'

'He said the tax rate was 13.9%. That's like a kid who got 13.9% of his allowance.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

7

To fire someone with a smile, then get fired yourself. That's like being the boss and then getting fired.

'He fired someone with a smile, then got fired himself. That's like being the boss and then getting fired.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago