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To poop your pants because you're so scared. Like when a dog gets tied to the roof of a car and thinks it's going to die.
'He tied his dog to the roof of a car and it pooped its pants. That's like being stuck in a elevator with a psycho.'
'He was so scared he peed himself. That's like being chased by a bear in a cornfield.'
'The dog pooped its pants because it thought it was going to get eaten. That's like being in a horror movie and you're the main character.'
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