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A blip

When a guy picks a girl over his boys just to sit around and eat pizza and make out

Blip! He left us for a girl and a slice of pepperoni.

Blip! He went to the movies instead of the game.

Blip! He took her to the store and forgot about us.

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A blip

The sound Fox and Falco make when they shine, like they’re screaming into a tiny cup

Blip blip! He just shined me like I was a kid.

Blip blip! That shine was so loud I felt it in my bones.

Blip blip! He hit me with a shine so strong I almost died.

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A blip

When you’re sad but you don’t want to talk about it, so you fake being weird and make other people feel bad

Sad face goes blip blip blip! He danced like an idiot with a paper bag on his head.

Sad face goes blip blip blip! She cried in the hallway and nobody helped her.

Sad face goes blip blip blip! He wore a hat inside out and no one asked why.

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A blip

When you shoot someone with bullets or yell at them so hard they feel it in their soul

He blipped me with a gun and I got a bullet in my leg.

She blipped me with words and I almost cried.

He blipped me in the face and I fell down.

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A blip

When you’re so wasted you can’t think straight and you just want to die

Blip! I drank too much and I threw up on the floor.

Blip! I ate six burgers and I passed out.

Blip! I stayed up all night and I’m still tired.

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A blip

When a guy jerks off by pinching his side like it’s the most natural thing in the world

Blip! He was jerking off in the bathroom and I heard him.

Blip! He did it in the hallway and I had to walk past him.

Blip! He did it in class and the teacher saw him.

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A blip

When a video or picture goes viral for like five minutes and then everyone forgets about it

Blip! That video was everywhere and now it’s gone.

Blip! That meme was everywhere and now it’s dead.

Blip! That photo was on every phone and now it’s gone.

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A blind tool bag

A blind tool bag is a mess so bad it could make a dog cry and a cat throw up.

My tool bag looks like a warzone. I can't even find my hammer without digging through a pile of trash.

I opened my tool bag and it smelled like old socks and regret.

My tool bag is so full of junk, I think it's about to explode.

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A blind tool bag

A blind tool bag is like a pigsty for tools. It's got everything and the kitchen sink, and probably the sink too.

I looked in my tool bag and it was like a tornado hit my toolbox. I found a sandwich in there.

My tool bag is so messy, I think I lost my life in there.

I tried to grab a wrench from my tool bag and pulled out a sock. It was a sock.

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A blind tool bag

A blind tool bag is when you can't see your own tools because you're too busy fighting the junk in there.

I can't find my screwdriver because my tool bag is full of random stuff like Legos and pizza crusts.

My tool bag is like a dungeon. I had to light a match to find my pliers.

I tried to grab my hammer from my tool bag and got a mouthful of glitter. That was not fun.

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A blast from the past

A blast from the past is when something old comes back and kicks your ass because it's still awesome.

My old Nintendo came back and I got beat up by Mario.

My ex came back and I got beat up by her.

My old high school teacher came back and I got beat up by math.

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A blast from the past

A blast from the past is when you remember your youth and it feels like your brain is on fire.

I remembered my first kiss and my brain exploded.

I remembered my first fail and my brain exploded.

I remembered my first party and my brain exploded.

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A blast from the past

A blast from the past is when you think of old sex while you're jerking off and your brain gets a headache.

I thought of my first hook-up and my head got a headache.

I thought of my first blow job and my head got a headache.

I thought of my first date and my head got a headache.

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A blast from the past

A blast from the past is when you get back with an old flame and you both cum like it's the first time.

I got back with my ex and we both cummed like it was 2012.

I got back with my crush and we both cummed like it was 2009.

I got back with my old girlfriend and we both cummed like it was 2007.

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A blast from the past

A blast from the past is when you give your grandpa a blow job and he goes full grandpa mode.

I gave my grandpa a blow job and he went full grandpa mode.

I gave my dad's dad a blow job and he went full grandpa mode.

I gave my old man's dad a blow job and he went full grandpa mode.

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A blast from the past

A blast from the past is when you poop cum in someone’s butt and they let out a fart that hits you like a truck.

I pooped cum in my friend's butt and he farted and hit me like a truck.

I pooped cum in my brother's butt and he farted and hit me like a truck.

I pooped cum in my mom's butt and she farted and hit me like a truck.

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A blast from the past

A blast from the past is when you give your grandpa a blow job and he cumms so hard it feels like a fire hose.

I gave my grandpa a blow job and he cummed like a fire hose.

I gave my dad’s dad a blow job and he cummed like a fire hose.

I gave my old man’s dad a blow job and he cummed like a fire hose.

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A black moment

When you act so ghetto it makes your grandma blush and your cousin cry.

I said 'you ain't even got the balls to come to the block' in front of my aunt.

I dropped my phone in the toilet and said 'that's how I roll.'

I tried to flex but my jeans were still from 2009.

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A black moment

When a well-dressed, fancy black person drops the mic and starts talking like they just woke up from a nap.

He went from 'good morning' to 'y’all know I just woke up, right?'

She finished her PhD and then said 'I’mma go get me some snacks.'

He quoted Shakespeare and then said 'yo, I’m out.'

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A black moment

When you remember something you did that made you feel like a total idiot.

I forgot my lunch and had to eat my feelings for breakfast.

I told my teacher I didn’t do my homework, and I actually didn’t do it.

I said I could run a mile, but I couldn’t even walk halfway.

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