Blarney Stone is when you blow so hard into a condom it feels like it’s gonna pop, then you tie it to a rope, hang it over a cliff, and use it to poke people like a dick-shaped torture device.
My cousin tried to blow into a condom like it was a competition. It looked like he was trying to blow up a balloon and a firework at the same time.
The guy at the bar used a frozen condom as a dildo. I swear it looked like it was trying to escape.
My brother used a rope and a condom to torture his girlfriend. It was like a medieval punishment, but with more cum.
A position where one person is lying on a bed with their head hanging off, and the other person is standing in front of them, like they’re about to do a plank and a blowjob at the same time.
My friend tried the Blarney Stone position and looked like he was about to fall off the bed and into the void.
My cousin’s girlfriend tried the position and looked like she was about to faint from the effort.
My brother tried the position and then fell off the bed and landed on the floor like a broken robot.
When you sit on the toilet and feel a cold, hard porcelain thing at the end of your dick, like it’s trying to give you a reminder that you’re not in a fancy restaurant.
My friend sat on the toilet and looked like he was being tortured by a porcelain monster.
My cousin sat on the toilet and screamed like he was being chased by a ghost.
My brother sat on the toilet and looked like he had just been sentenced to a lifetime of bathroom puns.