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A and W
Two people trying to hug themselves like they’re trying to squeeze into a pair of tight jeans.
He looked like he was trying to squeeze into a pair of pants and failed.
She hugged herself so tight she looked like a squeezed-out grape.
They both looked like they were trying to fit into a tiny closet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and W
Weak and Wealthy. Kids who were spoiled by their moms and never had to do anything. They’re as white as a ghost and can’t handle the sun.
He ordered pizza and cried when it was spicy.
She ate white bread and coon cheese like it was a gourmet meal.
He cried when the sun came out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and W
When and Where. Used when you don’t know where you are or when you’re going to show up.
I was like, ‘When and where?’ and never showed up.
He said, ‘When and where?’ and then got lost.
They both said, ‘When and where?’ and never met.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and W
A happy face used in anime style, like a cartoon character with a big grin. It’s usually followed by an exclamation mark because they’re super excited.
He saw a cat and made the :3 face like it was a million bucks.
She got a gift and did the :3 face like it was the best day ever.
He saw a pizza and did the :3 face like it was a prize.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and W
W means a win in a competition. If you win, you get a W. If you lose, you get an L. It’s like the most basic form of bragging.
He won the game and said, ‘I got a W!’
She lost and said, ‘I got an L!’
They both got Ws and started arguing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and P Catholic
Catholics (or any Christian) who only show up to church when there's free stuff like cookies or candy. They’d rather eat than pray.
DM: 'Is there cake at church today? If not, I'm staying home.'
Tweet: 'Ash Wednesday is my favorite holiday. It's like church and a snack bar.'
Text: 'I'm going to church only if they hand out pizza. No pizza, no me.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and P Catholic
These Christians only come to church when there's something in it for them. Like free stuff. Or a good snack.
Tweet: 'I'm a Catholic only on days when there's free donuts. The rest of the time? I'm a sinner.'
Text: 'If they don't have free candy, I don't need to be saved.'
DM: 'I go to church only if there's a chance I might get a cookie.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and P Catholic
These Christians are only interested in church when there's free stuff. They don’t care about God or the sermon.
Tweet: 'I was at church today. It was worth it just for the free pretzels.'
Text: 'I went to church. I got a free bag of chips. I’m a saint now.'
DM: 'I came to church only because they had free pizza. I didn’t even hear the sermon.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and K
The people your mom and sister both have a crush on and probably your real dads too. They’re the most brutal, low-life trash on the planet.
My mom texted me: ‘He’s cute, but that Adam is a monster.’
My sister said, ‘Kunwar is like a raccoon with a gun.’
My dad whispered, ‘Those two are the reason I don’t date anymore.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and K
A short way to say ‘okay’ but it’s also the nastiest way to agree or pretend you heard someone.
‘You’re going to the store?’ ‘A.’
‘I’m going to kill you.’ ‘K.’
‘You want to fight?’ ‘A and K.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and K
You send this when you’re so done with the person you’re texting you want to throw your phone out the window.
‘I’ve heard enough about your ex’s cat.’ ‘K.’
‘You just said the same thing twice.’ ‘K.’
‘You’re not even listening.’ ‘K.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and K
The letter you get when someone is done with you and doesn’t want to talk anymore. It’s like a slap in the face with a keyboard.
‘You broke up with me.’ ‘K.’
‘You just called me a donkey.’ ‘K.’
‘You said I smell like a gym sock.’ ‘K.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and K
The Weapons board of 4chan. It’s a place where people talk about guns, explosions, and how they’re going to kill everyone else.
‘I’m going to blow up the school.’ ‘K.’
‘This board is the best.’ ‘K.’
‘I have a grenade.’ ‘K.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and K
The text you get from your girlfriend that really means ‘fuck you.’ It’s the worst kind of text you can get.
‘I’m going to the mall with my friend.’ ‘K.’
‘You’re not coming to my birthday.’ ‘K.’
‘You’re not even my favorite person anymore.’ ‘K.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and K
The last thing you reply to when someone sends you a long, sad message. It’s like throwing salt in a wound.
‘I miss you so much.’ ‘K.’
‘I just got dumped.’ ‘K.’
‘I’m going to die alone.’ ‘K.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and G
A stupid line rappers shout to sound tough, like they're in a street gang and not just wearing fake fur.
Yo, I'm A and G, you don't wanna mess with me, I got a chainsaw and a grudge.
A and G, I'm the king of the block, you're just a snack.
A and G, I'm gonna slap you with a coupon and a frown.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and G
A dumb phrase that basically means 'look at me, I'm a fag' but with more bling and less brain.
A and G, I'm so fabulous, I could turn a donut into a disco ball.
A and G, I'm the queen of the trash can and I'm not afraid to show it.
A and G, I'm so gay, my mirror is in love with me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and G
A loud phrase that rappers yell like they're on fire, mostly to show they're not scared of anything, even though they're scared of clowns.
A and G, I'm so tough, I could beat up a clown and he'd still be confused.
A and G, I'm not scared of anything, except my mom's lasagna.
A and G, I'm gonna beat you up with a pizza and a punch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and G
A weird drink that tastes like regret and Gatorade, mostly drunk by people who think they're cool but are actually just tired.
I drank A and G and now I can't remember my own name.
A and G, it's like Gatorade and wine had a baby and it's crying.
I drank A and G and now my golf ball is in a blender.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A and G
A gangsta with a speech problem, like they're trying to say 'I'm a gangsta' but it's coming out like a broken robot.
A and G, I'm a gangsta, but I also have a speech problem and a grudge.
A and G, I'm trying to say 'I'm a gangsta' but it's coming out like a broken robot.
A and G, I'm so gangsta, even my stutter is stylish.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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