A and P Catholic
These Christians are only interested in church when there's free stuff. They don’t care about God or the sermon.
Tweet: 'I was at church today. It was worth it just for the free pretzels.'
Text: 'I went to church. I got a free bag of chips. I’m a saint now.'
DM: 'I came to church only because they had free pizza. I didn’t even hear the sermon.'