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A bottlenecker
A bottlenecker is someone who holds onto a joint like it's the last piece of pizza at a party and won't pass it until they're done even though everyone is dying to take a hit.
Man, Dave is a bottlenecker. He’s been smoking that spliff for 20 minutes and still hasn’t passed it to me.
Why is Steve still holding the joint? He’s a bottlenecker and won’t pass it until he’s done.
That bottlenecker is gonna make me wait until the end of time for my hit.
A bottlenecker
A bottlenecker is a part of your computer that makes your whole system feel like it’s stuck in traffic.
My computer is so slow, it’s like a bottlenecker is holding up the whole highway.
Why is my computer taking forever to load? There’s a bottlenecker in there.
My computer feels like it’s being choked by a bottlenecker.
A bottlenecker
A bottlenecker is a point where everything gets stuck like a traffic jam on a busy highway.
The assembly line is stuck because of a bottlenecker. It’s like a traffic jam at 5 PM.
The network is acting like it has a bottlenecker in there.
That bottlenecker is slowing everything down like a traffic jam on a Friday.
A bottlenecker
A bottlenecker is a thing or person that messes up a process like a kid who won’t stop asking questions in class.
That bottlenecker is slowing everything down like a kid who won’t stop talking in class.
He’s such a bottlenecker. It’s like he’s the worst student ever.
Why is this taking so long? There’s a bottlenecker holding everything back.
A bottlenecker
A bottlenecker is a co-worker who takes forever to do their job like they’re stuck in the slow lane of a highway.
Why is Sarah still at her desk? She’s a bottlenecker and it’s taking forever.
That bottlenecker is making the whole project take forever.
If we don’t get rid of this bottlenecker, we’ll never finish on time.
A bottlenecker
A bottlenecker is a secret word you say when your friend is going overboard at a party.
I used the bottlenecker word and my friend finally stopped talking about his ex.
That bottlenecker word saved my life at the party.
I yelled the bottlenecker word and he finally stopped talking.
A bottlenecker
A bottlenecker is when you put your soft dick in a bottle and then try to make it hard inside the bottle like it’s a science experiment.
That bottlenecker is the worst science experiment ever.
I tried a bottlenecker and it didn’t work.
Why would you do a bottlenecker? That’s just stupid.
A bowl of assholes
Your breath is so bad it could curdle milk and make a ghost cry. You woke up next to a sewer grate.
My breath smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can.
I tried to kiss my mom and she ran away screaming.
He walked into the room and I had to hold my nose like a baby.
A bowl of assholes
A meeting where everyone talks but no one does anything. It’s like watching a bunch of tired pigeons argue.
We met for 2 hours and decided to meet again next week.
The boss talked for 45 minutes about nothing.
Everyone nodded like they understood, but no one did.
A bowl of assholes
You feel like a sick puppy. You probably ate something bad or you’re mad at life.
I threw up in the trash and then cried.
I got sick after eating a mystery sandwich.
I felt like I was going to die after that meeting.
A bottom
A bottom is someone who loves getting drilled like a hole in the ground and doesn't mind getting used like a free pass at a buffet.
I'm the bottom and I'm not sorry, I'm the bottom and I'm proud
You're the bottom? I'm the bottom and I eat you for breakfast
I'm the bottom and I'm the only one who gets to choose the toppings
A bottom
A bottom is the guy who takes it up the rear and sometimes does the licking, but only if he feels like it.
I took it up the rear and I still got my hair done
He took it up the rear and didn't even flinch
I took it up the rear and I still got the last slice of pizza
A bottom
A bottom is the person who gets the goods and people think he's weak, but he can be the boss and make the top do the work.
I get the goods and I'm the boss, not the top
He gets the goods and he runs the show
I get the goods and I don't need a raise
A bottom
A bottom is the person who stays down during sex and sometimes gets confused with Harry Styles, but he's not Harry Styles.
I'm the bottom and I'm not Harry Styles, I'm just me
He's the bottom and he thinks he's Harry Styles
She's the bottom and she's not Harry Styles, but she's close
A bottom
A bottom is you. Yeah, you. The one who reads this and says, 'That's me.'
You're the bottom and you know it
That's you, bottom
You're the bottom and you're not even sorry
A bottom
A bottom is still you. Yeah, you again. The one who reads this and says, 'That's me again.'
You're the bottom again, and you're still not sorry
That's you again, bottom
You're still the bottom, and you're still not sorry
A bottom
A bottom is where Drake thinks he came from, but he's wrong and everyone knows it.
Drake thinks he came from the bottom, but he's wrong
He thinks he came from the bottom, but he's wrong
Drake's bottom is fake, and everyone knows it
A bottom bop
A song made by a gay guy who thinks he's the next big thing and acts like he's been famous for years.
"This track is fire, bro. You're basically my new dad."
"He sang it like he was in a boy band and had a million followers."
"I swear he wrote this song in a bathroom stall after crying."
A bottom bop
A tune made by a guy who thinks he’s the best at everything and sings like he’s been doing it for decades.
"He sang it like he was on American Idol and had a backup dancer."
"This song is so bad it’s good. Like a bad hair day but for music."
"He wrote it in the shower and thinks it’s a masterpiece."
A bottom bop
A song by a guy who thinks he’s the king of the world and sings like he’s been doing it for years.
"He performed it like he had a Grammy and a bunch of fans crying."
"This song is so bad, it’s good. Like a bad pizza but for music."
"He wrote it in the middle of the night and thinks it’s the best thing ever."
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