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A clitter
When you eat chips and then go for a tongue deep dive and forget to clean up the crumbs.
He ate the whole bag and then licked her like she was a chip factory.
She had crumbs stuck to her pubic hair like it was a chip snack commercial.
He left the crumbs like it was a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clitter
When you’re so serious about sex it’s like you’re going to war with a female.
He came in with a war helmet and a list of demands.
She said it was the most serious thing she had ever done.
He brought a map and a sword for the battle of the bits.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clitter
When Anderson Cooper called Twitter something else and it was clearly a mistake he made while high on coffee and confusion.
He said ‘clitter’ like it was a new type of coffee drink.
He thought it was a new social media platform with more glitter.
He called it ‘the new Instagram’ and no one believed him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clitter
What you call a group of women who are all into each other and don’t need anyone else.
They were all in a circle laughing and holding hands like they were a squad.
They went to the beach and didn’t look at any guys.
They had a group chat that was more active than my mom’s Facebook.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A close encounter of the athletic kind
When a sports article tries to sound fancy but just copies the box score and adds some fake drama like it’s a movie.
The article said the game was 'a close encounter of the athletic kind' but didn’t even mention the star player’s name.
The writer used the phrase but didn’t know who scored the winning goal.
It called the game 'epic' but didn’t tell us who got benched.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A close encounter of the athletic kind
A sports article that’s just a box score in disguise, pretending it’s a real story with no real players involved.
The article talked about 'a close encounter of the athletic kind' but didn’t even list the starting lineups.
It called the game a 'battle of wills' but didn’t mention any of the players.
The writer used the phrase but didn’t know who was on the bench.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A close encounter of the athletic kind
A sports article that’s so fake it thinks the box score is a real game, and it doesn’t even know who was playing.
They wrote about 'a close encounter of the athletic kind' but didn’t know who was on the team.
The article said it was a 'thrilling game' but didn’t tell us who got the most points.
The writer used the phrase but didn’t know who was even in the game.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clobber of Aerichs
A big mess of Erics who all think they're the real deal and don't take no crap from anyone.
My cousin's wedding had three Erics and it was like a war zone.
We had to call the cops because two Erics started a fight over who was the best.
My teacher said there were five Erics in my class and it was like a nightmare.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clobber of Aerichs
A pile of Erics so loud and annoying they could wake the dead.
At the mall, there were four Erics and they were all talking over each other.
My neighbor’s kid is an Eric and he yells at everything.
There were six Erics at the park and it was like a screaming match.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clobber of Aerichs
A bunch of Erics who all think they’re the boss and don’t care who they step on.
At the restaurant, three Erics all tried to order for the whole table.
My brother’s friend is an Eric and he tried to take over my video game.
My mom’s coworkers are all Erics and they fight over who’s the best.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clobber of Aerichs
A group of Erics who are so full of themselves they think the sky is made of gold.
My uncle’s group of Erics think they’re the best at everything.
There was a group of Erics at the party who didn’t know when to stop talking.
My cousin’s friends are Erics and they think they’re celebrities.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clobber of Aerichs
A bunch of Erics who all think they’re the only one who matters and no one else is worth the trouble.
At the football game, four Erics all tried to be the loudest.
My friend’s group of Erics think they’re the best at everything.
There were five Erics at the concert and they were all fighting for the front row.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clobber of Aerichs
A team of Erics so obsessed with being the best they’d rather fight than eat.
At the burger place, three Erics started a fight over who got the last fries.
My teacher’s group of Erics don’t stop arguing until the bell rings.
My mom’s coworkers are Erics and they fight over who gets the best coffee.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clit of pesto
A tiny pile of pesto, like a little junk pile in your mouth. Only works with pesto, like it’s the only thing that matters.
I just ate a clit of pesto and it was like a greasy middle finger from heaven.
My lunch was a clit of pesto and I cried.
I put a clit of pesto on my toast and it was a love story.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clit of pesto
A little chunk of pesto, like a tiny insult from the green god of sauces. Only pesto gets this honor.
My clit of pesto was the only thing that saved my life today.
I was given a clit of pesto and I felt important.
My clit of pesto was so good it felt like a gift.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clit of pesto
A small amount of pesto, like a tiny cocky remark from a sauce. Only pesto can be called that.
That clit of pesto was the best thing I’ve ever tasted.
I ate a clit of pesto and it was like a tiny victory.
My clit of pesto was so tiny it was a disgrace.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clit of pesto
A little glob of pesto, like a tiny cocky green thumb. Only pesto gets this title.
I just got a clit of pesto and it was like a green slap in the face.
My clit of pesto was so good it made me scream.
I put a clit of pesto on my pizza and it was a crime.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clit of pesto
A tiny blob of pesto, like a little green insult. Only pesto can be called that.
That clit of pesto was the best thing in my life.
I had a clit of pesto and it was like a tiny explosion.
My clit of pesto was so tiny it was a joke.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clit of pesto
A little heap of pesto, like a tiny green middle finger. Only pesto gets this name.
I just ate a clit of pesto and it was like a tiny green revolution.
My clit of pesto was the reason I’m happy.
I got a clit of pesto and it was like a greasy hug.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clint song
A clint song is a song that every person on the planet has heard, but only clint actually likes it. It’s so old it might as well be dead, and it’s played so much it’s like it’s stuck in your head.
'I’ve heard this song more times than I’ve had sex.', @clint22
'This song is older than my mom’s ex.', @musicnerd45
'Clint plays this song every time he gets in his car.', @clintbestie
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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