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a weenie that got roasted by the sun

His crispy johnson was so bad, it got its own Instagram page.

He went to the beach and now his crispy johnson is a legend.

My crispy johnson is so bad, I think it’s going to start burning down my pants.

A person who burns your feelings to ash every time they ghost you or run away like a coward because they know they messed up.

You text them 10 times and they never reply. You're like, 'I'm gonna burn your face off.'

They left you hanging at the club and you saw them with someone else. You screamed, 'You're crispy!'

You asked them why they didn't show up and they said, 'I was scared of your face.' You yelled, 'You're crispy and I hate you!'

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A crispy

You look like a fresh-outta-the-oven bagel, cool, clean, and ready to take on the world.

You walked in the room and everyone was like, 'Whoa, you're crispy!'

You showed up to the party dressed like a million bucks. People were like, 'You're crispy, baby!'

You texted a picture of yourself and they said, 'You look crispy, are you coming?'

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A crispy

So good it makes your soul do a backflip and your heart scream, 'I love this!'

You ate that taco and your soul said, 'That was crispy!'

You saw that car and said, 'That’s crispy!'

Your friend did a dance and you said, 'You are crispy!'

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A crispy

You're so hot, you could melt ice cream and still look good doing it.

You walked into the club and everyone was like, 'That’s crispy!'

You texted someone and said, 'You're crispy, I want you.'

You saw your crush and said, 'You're crispy, I'm going to kiss you.'

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A crispy

A word that only awesome people use to describe other awesome people. It's like the VIP of cool.

You said, 'That guy is crispy!' and everyone agreed.

You heard someone say, 'You're crispy!' and you were like, 'Thanks, I'm crispy too.'

You texted, 'You're crispy!' and they replied, 'You're crispy too!'

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A crispy

Something so good or cool, it makes you want to rip your shirt off and dance in the street.

That new song was crispy and you had to dance in the hallway.

That trick he did was crispy and you said, 'That’s crispy!'

That pizza was crispy and you ate the whole thing in one bite.

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A crispy

A person so dark, they look like they were cooked in a microwave and forgot to add the water.

You saw them and said, 'You're crispy like a burnt piece of toast!'

You asked them why they look so dark and they said, 'I forgot to add water.'

You saw them and said, 'You're crispy and I hate your face!'

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A crisp one

A $100 bill. Like getting a slap in the face with money.

I just got a crisp one from my boss after I cursed him in front of the whole office.

She gave me a crisp one for showing up to work dressed like a taco.

I asked for a crisp one and got it, but I still got fired for being too loud.

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A crisp one

A $100 bill. The only thing that can make your day better after a bad breakup.

He gave me a crisp one when I told him his ex was hotter than him.

I got a crisp one after I told my mom I didn’t want to be a lawyer anymore.

My crush gave me a crisp one after I asked him out and he said yes.

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A crisp one

A $100 bill. The reason why you don’t want to be your friend’s sibling.

My friend’s sibling gave me a crisp one after I told him he looked like a frog.

I got a crisp one because I told my friend’s sibling he was the worst at hide and seek.

He gave me a crisp one after I told his sibling he had the worst hair in the whole school.

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A crisp one

A $100 bill. The only thing that can make you forget about your bad grades.

I got a crisp one from my dad after I failed math but aced gym.

My mom gave me a crisp one because I got a D but got a perfect score on the art test.

I got a crisp one after I told my teacher my dog ate my homework.

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A crisp one

A $100 bill. The only thing that can make your dog happy.

My dog got a crisp one after he peed on the neighbor’s lawn.

He got a crisp one when I told him he was the best dog ever.

He got a crisp one because he stole my sandwich and I let him.

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A crisp one

A $100 bill. The only thing that can make your teacher shut up for a while.

I gave my teacher a crisp one after I told her she was the worst at telling jokes.

My teacher got a crisp one because I told her her coffee was too weak.

She gave me a crisp one after I told her she looked like a hot dog.

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A cricket moment

When someone says something so stupid or gross that the only thing that can save the conversation is the sound of crickets, like they’re trying to cover up the embarrassment.

My cousin told a joke about his goldfish getting divorced. The silence after was louder than a thunderclap.

The teacher asked why the sky is blue. No one had an answer. Crickets took over.

My friend said he eats pizza crusts for breakfast. We all walked out.

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A cricket moment

The moment after someone says something so dumb or rude that the only thing left to hear is crickets, like the universe is trying to laugh at you.

My dad told a joke about his ex. The silence was so thick, I could’ve climbed it.

At lunch, my friend said he thinks dogs are gross. The whole table went silent. Crickets came in.

My mom said she thinks math is the worst. No one said anything. Crickets did.

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A cricket moment

When someone says something so boring or weird that the only thing that can fix it is crickets, like they’re the only ones who care.

My brother told a story about his pet snail. The silence was so loud, I could’ve heard it in another room.

At the family dinner, my uncle talked about his job for 10 minutes. Crickets came out to help.

My friend told me he dreams in purple. I left before the crickets got there.

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A cricket moment

The moment after someone says something so bad that the only thing that can save the conversation is crickets, like they’re the only ones who still like you.

My cousin said he thinks the moon is made of cheese. No one said anything. Crickets roared.

At the party, my friend said he eats soup for breakfast. The silence was so bad, I could’ve cried.

My dad told a joke about his hair. Crickets came out to help.

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A cricket moment

When someone says something so stupid or gross that it’s like the crickets are the only ones who still want to be around you.

My friend said he thinks the ocean is full of trash. No one said a word. Crickets roared.

At the meeting, my boss told a joke about his cat. The silence was so loud, I could’ve died.

My sister said she eats shoe leather. Crickets were the only ones who laughed.

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A cricket moment

That moment when someone says something so dumb that the only thing left to hear is crickets, like they’re the only ones who still think you’re cool.

My uncle told a joke about his dog. The silence was so loud, I could’ve walked away.

At lunch, my friend said he thinks the sky is green. Crickets came out to help.

My mom said she thinks Tuesday is the worst day. No one said a word. Crickets took over.

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