Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A $100 bill. Like getting a slap in the face with money.

I just got a crisp one from my boss after I cursed him in front of the whole office.

She gave me a crisp one for showing up to work dressed like a taco.

I asked for a crisp one and got it, but I still got fired for being too loud.

2

A $100 bill. The only thing that can make your day better after a bad breakup.

He gave me a crisp one when I told him his ex was hotter than him.

I got a crisp one after I told my mom I didn’t want to be a lawyer anymore.

My crush gave me a crisp one after I asked him out and he said yes.

3

A $100 bill. The reason why you don’t want to be your friend’s sibling.

My friend’s sibling gave me a crisp one after I told him he looked like a frog.

I got a crisp one because I told my friend’s sibling he was the worst at hide and seek.

He gave me a crisp one after I told his sibling he had the worst hair in the whole school.

4

A $100 bill. The only thing that can make you forget about your bad grades.

I got a crisp one from my dad after I failed math but aced gym.

My mom gave me a crisp one because I got a D but got a perfect score on the art test.

I got a crisp one after I told my teacher my dog ate my homework.

5

A $100 bill. The only thing that can make your dog happy.

My dog got a crisp one after he peed on the neighbor’s lawn.

He got a crisp one when I told him he was the best dog ever.

He got a crisp one because he stole my sandwich and I let him.

6

A $100 bill. The only thing that can make your teacher shut up for a while.

I gave my teacher a crisp one after I told her she was the worst at telling jokes.

My teacher got a crisp one because I told her her coffee was too weak.

She gave me a crisp one after I told her she looked like a hot dog.