A crispy johnson

My cousin’s crispy johnson looked like a hot dog that forgot it was on a grill.

He walked out of the pool and his crispy johnson was like a grilled cheese sandwich.

My friend’s crispy johnson was so red it looked like it was about to start screaming.

His crispy johnson was so bad, the neighbors called the fire department.

He tried to tan and now his crispy johnson is a permanent reminder of his mistake.

My crispy johnson is so bad, I got a warning from the sun.

His crispy johnson was so bad, it got its own Instagram page.

He went to the beach and now his crispy johnson is a legend.

My crispy johnson is so bad, I think it’s going to start burning down my pants.