A cricket moment
When someone says something so boring or weird that the only thing that can fix it is crickets, like they’re the only ones who care.
My brother told a story about his pet snail. The silence was so loud, I could’ve heard it in another room.
At the family dinner, my uncle talked about his job for 10 minutes. Crickets came out to help.
My friend told me he dreams in purple. I left before the crickets got there.