A and W

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Two huge bosses named Ayaanle and Weays who run a greasy restaurant called A and W. They’re so fat they look like they were dipped in lard and left in the sun.
Ayaanle dropped a whole pie on the floor and ate it with his hands.
Weays tried to lift a chair and it broke under him.
They both cried when the pizza delivery guy left.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Used to mean the World Wide Web. Now it means you’re too lazy to do anything but jerk off while watching videos or waiting for more porn to load.
I was wanking while watching my ex’s Instagram stories.
I spent two hours wanking while waiting for my pizza.
I watched 10 videos and only got halfway through one.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Two people trying to hug themselves like they’re trying to squeeze into a pair of tight jeans.
He looked like he was trying to squeeze into a pair of pants and failed.
She hugged herself so tight she looked like a squeezed-out grape.
They both looked like they were trying to fit into a tiny closet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Weak and Wealthy. Kids who were spoiled by their moms and never had to do anything. They’re as white as a ghost and can’t handle the sun.
He ordered pizza and cried when it was spicy.
She ate white bread and coon cheese like it was a gourmet meal.
He cried when the sun came out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When and Where. Used when you don’t know where you are or when you’re going to show up.
I was like, ‘When and where?’ and never showed up.
He said, ‘When and where?’ and then got lost.
They both said, ‘When and where?’ and never met.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A happy face used in anime style, like a cartoon character with a big grin. It’s usually followed by an exclamation mark because they’re super excited.
He saw a cat and made the :3 face like it was a million bucks.
She got a gift and did the :3 face like it was the best day ever.
He saw a pizza and did the :3 face like it was a prize.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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W means a win in a competition. If you win, you get a W. If you lose, you get an L. It’s like the most basic form of bragging.
He won the game and said, ‘I got a W!’
She lost and said, ‘I got an L!’
They both got Ws and started arguing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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