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A Vlad

A guy who showers for an hour and probably wanks while he does it. He's lazy and loves to waste time.

He took an hour to shower and I waited for him.

He was wanking in the shower and I heard him.

He said he was showering and left me hanging.

A Vlad

Also known as Vlad Tepes, Vlad Dracul, or Vlad the Impaler. He was a crazy prince who killed people and was super good-looking. He was smart, violent, and ruled with fear.

He killed people and I would have loved that.

He was smart and I respect that.

He was violent and I would have liked to see that.

A loud, smug, self-absorbed twat who yaps 'sksskssk' while fluffing up their scrunchies and goes 'and I oop' like it's the end of the world whenever they sip their overpriced, glittery, metal straw sludge.

'Sksskssk' while doing her hair... again. And I oop. *sips* 2000-dollar smoothie.

'Sksskssk'... I just paid for that scrunchie... and I oop. *sips*.

Sksskssk... *fluffing*... and I oop. *sips*... I think I paid for that straw.

A brain full of nonsense that makes you want to punch it, and then punch it again.

My head feels like a Visco. I can't think straight.

This kid has a Visco. He cried when the ice cream melted.

I got a Visco from watching too many TikToks.

Sksskssk... and I oop... repeated for eternity like it's a religion and you're the chosen one.

Sksskssk... and I oop. *sips*... Sksskssk... and I oop. *sips*... Sksskssk... and I oop.

Sksskssk... and I oop. *sips*... I think I paid for that straw.

Sksskssk... and I oop. *sips*... I just paid for that scrunchie.

A group of loud, obnoxious, fake-ass bitches who think they're cool just because they have 10,000 followers and a filter.

That Visco group is annoying. They all say the same things.

I can't stand that Visco girl. She's fake.

All those Viscos are just trying to be cool.

White people doing weird stuff just because they think it's cool and they're trying to sound fancy.

That's white-people shit. They just want to sound fancy.

Why is everyone doing that? It's white-people shit.

You can tell it's white-people shit because they're all wearing scrunchies.

A blind man who loves his curry and sometimes eats it up his butt when he's feeling extra stupid.

That blind guy eats his curry up his butt. It's gross.

He just ate his curry up his butt. Extra stupid.

I saw him eat his curry up his butt. It was messy.

The worst kind of person who's not even cool and gets picked on for no reason.

A Visco is the worst. They're not even cool.

That Visco got picked on for no reason. It's unfair.

They're the opposite of cool. That's a Visco.

Virgos are like the cleanest, most annoying siblings you ever had. They want everyone to like them but won’t say it. They’re super romantic but also super petty. They hate bullies and lies but lie to you every day.

I love you but I will never tell you I love you

You’re perfect but I’m gonna find everything wrong with you

You said you’d be there and you weren’t there and I’m still gonna text you about it at 2 a. m.

Virgos are like the person who always checks their phone 10 times before leaving the house. They notice every little thing and are super logical. But they also have feelings and don’t want anyone to know.

I noticed you didn’t text me back and now I’m wondering if you’re mad at me

You’re the most perfect person I know but I can’t stop thinking about how you didn’t pick up my call

I’m not emotional but I still feel everything and I don’t know why

Virgos are like the friend who’s super shy but will text you at 3 a. m. to tell you they like you. They’re scared of love but also super cute and smart.

I had a crush on you for like a year and I still didn’t tell you

I saw you talking to someone else and now I’m just going to stand here and be awkward

You said you liked me and I still didn’t know what to do

Virgos are mean to their friends but only because they care a lot. They’re funny, smart, and will be the best friend you ever had.

I called you my best friend but I also said you were annoying

You were the best friend I ever had and I also said you were the worst

You are the best friend I ever had but I still made you feel like you were not good enough

Virgos are like the person who always says they’re okay but they’re actually really stressed. They want to be in charge but also want to let others take the lead.

I said I was fine but I was actually really mad

I didn’t want to be the one in charge but I was the one who ended up doing everything

I messed up and I didn’t want to tell anyone because I was too embarrassed

Virgos are like the most elegant, dramatic person you’ve ever met. They’re smart, witty, and they think they’re the best. They hate being the center of attention but still want to be noticed.

I said I was fine but I was actually dying inside

You called me pretty but I didn’t believe you

You said you liked me and I still didn’t know what to do

Virgos are like the person who works way too hard and gets stressed out over everything. They love clean stuff and hate when people are rude or lazy.

I worked so hard and I still didn’t get anything done

I hated when people were rude and I also hated myself for being rude

I was too shy to talk to you and I still got the best friend award

A Virgil

A Virgil is like 50 bucks, but it's also like the worst tip ever.

"I only gave 50 bucks? Bro, I could’ve donated 500!", @VirgilHater123

"He spent 50 on a sandwich, and I spent 50 on a sandwich, and I still look better.", @VirgilEnvy

"I’m rich and I only gave 50? That’s like giving a beggar a penny.", @RichPerson420

A Virgil

A Virgil is 50 bucks, and that’s all you get from this rich guy who thinks he’s doing something big.

"He’s rich and only gave 50? That’s like me giving you a dollar for your birthday.", @VirgilRant

"I gave 50 to BLM, and I felt like I got robbed.", @VirgilBroke

"He donated 50, and I donated 50, and he still thinks he’s better than me.", @VirgilProbs"

A Virgil

A Virgil is 50 bucks, and it’s the only thing this guy knows how to give.

"He said he donated 50 to BLM, and I said, ‘That’s it?’", @VirgilSays

"He’s rich, and he only gave 50. That’s like me giving you a penny.", @VirgilRich

"He gave 50, and I gave 50, and he still looks better.", @VirgilJoke"