A Vlad

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A weak, skinny guy who drives a Miata and gets turned down by every girl. He calls himself puto and won't stop following you even when you tell him to leave you alone.
"I still love you, puto," he said while I was eating my lunch.
He followed me to the grocery store just to buy candy.
He texted me 20 times in one day and I didn't even answer.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best guy ever. Everyone loves him and no one even slightly hates him. If you don't have a Vlad, you're the worst person on Earth. He's perfect, funny, and has a huge penis that everyone wants to see.
He got the last slice of pizza even though he wasn't hungry.
He laughed at my jokes even when they were bad.
He got me out of a fight with his awesome personality.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Slavic name for a guy who is super fit, has a big penis, and is a legend in bed. He's got a great body, is funny, and all the girls (the cool ones) want him.
He dated my sister and I still haven't forgiven him.
He flexed in gym class and I got distracted.
He asked me out and I said no because I'm cool like that.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A name used in Slavic countries for guys. Sometimes even in Latin ones. It's just a name, but it's a cool one.
My friend's dad is named Vlad and he's a cool guy.
I want to be named Vlad when I grow up.
My teacher said Vlad is a cool name and I believe her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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My dad's name is Vlad. He's got cool waves and I worship him. He's my lord, my savior, and he's got a big penis.
I told my mom I wanted to be like Vlad when I grow up.
He let me eat his pizza and I felt blessed.
He said I was cool and I believed him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who showers for an hour and probably wanks while he does it. He's lazy and loves to waste time.
He took an hour to shower and I waited for him.
He was wanking in the shower and I heard him.
He said he was showering and left me hanging.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Also known as Vlad Tepes, Vlad Dracul, or Vlad the Impaler. He was a crazy prince who killed people and was super good-looking. He was smart, violent, and ruled with fear.
He killed people and I would have loved that.
He was smart and I respect that.
He was violent and I would have liked to see that.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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