A Visco
A loud, smug, self-absorbed twat who yaps 'sksskssk' while fluffing up their scrunchies and goes 'and I oop' like it's the end of the world whenever they sip their overpriced, glittery, metal straw sludge.
'Sksskssk' while doing her hair... again. And I oop. *sips* 2000-dollar smoothie.
'Sksskssk'... I just paid for that scrunchie... and I oop. *sips*.
Sksskssk... *fluffing*... and I oop. *sips*... I think I paid for that straw.