A Virgo

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Virgos are like the cleanest, most annoying siblings you ever had. They want everyone to like them but won’t say it. They’re super romantic but also super petty. They hate bullies and lies but lie to you every day.

I love you but I will never tell you I love you

You’re perfect but I’m gonna find everything wrong with you

You said you’d be there and you weren’t there and I’m still gonna text you about it at 2 a. m.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Virgos are like the person who always checks their phone 10 times before leaving the house. They notice every little thing and are super logical. But they also have feelings and don’t want anyone to know.

I noticed you didn’t text me back and now I’m wondering if you’re mad at me

You’re the most perfect person I know but I can’t stop thinking about how you didn’t pick up my call

I’m not emotional but I still feel everything and I don’t know why

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Virgos are like the friend who’s super shy but will text you at 3 a. m. to tell you they like you. They’re scared of love but also super cute and smart.

I had a crush on you for like a year and I still didn’t tell you

I saw you talking to someone else and now I’m just going to stand here and be awkward

You said you liked me and I still didn’t know what to do

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Virgos are mean to their friends but only because they care a lot. They’re funny, smart, and will be the best friend you ever had.

I called you my best friend but I also said you were annoying

You were the best friend I ever had and I also said you were the worst

You are the best friend I ever had but I still made you feel like you were not good enough

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Virgos are like the person who always says they’re okay but they’re actually really stressed. They want to be in charge but also want to let others take the lead.

I said I was fine but I was actually really mad

I didn’t want to be the one in charge but I was the one who ended up doing everything

I messed up and I didn’t want to tell anyone because I was too embarrassed

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Virgos are like the most elegant, dramatic person you’ve ever met. They’re smart, witty, and they think they’re the best. They hate being the center of attention but still want to be noticed.

I said I was fine but I was actually dying inside

You called me pretty but I didn’t believe you

You said you liked me and I still didn’t know what to do

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Virgos are like the person who works way too hard and gets stressed out over everything. They love clean stuff and hate when people are rude or lazy.

I worked so hard and I still didn’t get anything done

I hated when people were rude and I also hated myself for being rude

I was too shy to talk to you and I still got the best friend award

by Slangipedia 16d ago