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A Nebraska

A Nebraska is the middle of the country, and it’s not that bad. It’s got corn, it’s got sunsets, and it’s got the best little league games in the Midwest.

People say it’s flat, but you can see the sunset all the way around.

We’ve got corn, and that’s not something to diss.

We’ve got the best little league games, and that’s not even the best part.

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A Nebraska

A Nebraska is a place where everyone knows your name, even the cops, and you can tell the difference between sweet corn and field corn while it’s still in the stalk.

You walk into a bar and the bartender says, ‘Hey, Mike.’ Like he knows your name.

You can tell the difference between corn types before it’s even picked.

Everyone knows where you’re from just by the first two numbers on your license plate.

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A Nazish

A Nazish is when you get stuck on top of a sand dune shaped like a parabola and you scream like a baby because jeepers won’t stop laughing at you.

I did a Nazish on the dune and my face was red from screaming.

He did a Nazish and got stuck for 10 minutes.

She did a Nazish and cried because jeepers wouldn’t stop teasing her.

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A Nazish

A Nazish is a girl with brown eyes and long hair who is super sweet and gives you all her snacks, but if you take advantage of her, she'll whine and cry and expect you to save her.

My Nazish friend gave me her last cookie, but then she cried when I took it.

He took advantage of the Nazish and she cried in the hallway.

She’s the best friend ever, but if you mess with her, she’ll cry and expect you to fix it.

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A Nazish

A Nazish is a short girl with pretty eyes who gets all the attention, but she’s got a mouth on her and she’ll tell you off if you don’t respect her.

The Nazish got all the boys’ attention and then told me off for not saying hi.

She’s short, but she’s got attitude and she doesn’t back down.

The Nazish is cute, but don’t mess with her or she’ll talk your head off.

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A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A Near Miss Frog Kiss is when you almost picked the wrong thing, like picking a smelly frog instead of a prince who actually smells like roses and has a decent job.

I almost dated that guy with the beard he never shaved.

I almost bought that car that looked like it had been in a fight.

I almost married my ex who still texts me at 2 a. m.

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A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A Near Miss Frog Kiss happens when you almost messed up your life by choosing something stupid, but you barely escaped.

I almost joined a cult just to get free pizza.

I almost took a job at a pet store that only had lizards.

I almost moved to Alaska because I thought it was a beach.

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A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A Near Miss Frog Kiss is like almost getting kissed by a frog but realizing it was just a frog, not a prince.

I almost took that guy’s advice about investing in a llama business.

I almost signed up for a cooking class that only taught me how to burn toast.

I almost went to college just to avoid my mom’s bad jokes.

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A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A Near Miss Frog Kiss is when you almost picked the worst option, but it was just a little bit bad, not totally bad.

I almost dated that guy who thought he was a rockstar.

I almost took that job that paid $10 a week.

I almost moved in with my grandma who still thinks the internet is a scam.

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A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A Near Miss Frog Kiss is when you almost chose the wrong thing, but you got off easy because the frog was just a regular frog, not a cursed one.

I almost bought that house that was haunted by a very loud cat.

I almost started a band with my brother who only knew how to play the kazoo.

I almost got a tattoo of a chicken that looked like a spider.

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A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A Near Miss Frog Kiss is when you almost made a bad decision but then thought twice and saved your life.

I almost started a YouTube channel just to post my cat’s sneezes.

I almost took that job that required me to wear a unicorn costume.

I almost bought that house that was next to a garbage dump.

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A Navee

A total legend who’s always having fun, super nice, and as smart as a lightsaber. The kind of person who’s so good, they might be the reason you’re still sane.

Yo Navee, you’re like the best friend I never asked for!

Navee is the only person who can make math sound cool.

I swear, Navee is like a superhero but with better fashion sense.

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A Navee

A dude who’s like the human version of a hug. He’ll do anything to make you laugh, even if it means wearing a hat made of socks.

Navee is the only guy who can make a math test sound like a party.

That guy Navee? He’s like a smile in a crowd of frowns.

Navee once convinced a math teacher to dance.

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A Navee

A Persian name that means ‘bearer of good news’ but also sounds like ‘navy’ if you’re drunk. It’s also a song and a baby name for a guy who might be a future star.

Navee’s name is cool, and so is his dad’s music.

Navee is like a baby version of a rockstar.

That name Navee? It’s basically a guaranteed good time.

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A Navee

A guy who’s not just hot, but also super smart and looks like he stepped out of a magazine. He’s the kind of person who could be a president and still know how to make toast.

Navee is like a brain in a super suit.

That guy Navee? He’s the whole package.

Navee is like the smartest guy in the room, but also the funniest.

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A Navee

The guy who’s so good, he might as well be a god. He’s the kind of person who makes you forget your own name.

Navee is like the best version of yourself.

If Navee was a god, he’d be the god of awesome.

Navee is like the guy who makes your life better just by existing.

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A Navee

A guy who can measure how strong his penis is in Naveeds, and also has a name that means ‘big penis.’ He’s basically the king of all things sexual and also a bit of a showoff.

Navee’s got a penis that could beat a math problem.

Navee is the king of all things sexual and also a bit of a showoff.

Navee’s name means big penis, and he backs it up with evidence.

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A Navee

A guy who loves anime more than food, and his cat is basically his second best friend. He’s the kind of person who’ll stay up all night just to finish a Light Novel.

Navee is the kind of guy who eats cereal for breakfast and anime for dinner.

Navee’s cat is the only one who can keep him from finishing that Light Novel.

Navee’s got a life plan: anime, cereal, and cats.

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A Naughty Alfie

A guy who can't stop blowing his load with Lisa Howard every night. He's too busy cumming on his sausage to care about the game.

Alfie's like 'I'm not even wearing pants' while Lisa is on her back.

He spunked on his banger so hard, it looked like a lava lamp.

He came so much, he got a rash on his balls.

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A Naughty Alfie

A man who has no life except for sexing Lisa Howard. He forgets to eat and just blasts his jizz on his banger.

Alfie's like 'I'm not even hungry, I'm too busy jizzing on my banger.'

He spunked on his sausage so much, it got a tattoo.

He forgot to do his homework because he was busy blowing his load.

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