A Naughty Alfie

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A guy who can't stop blowing his load with Lisa Howard every night. He's too busy cumming on his sausage to care about the game.
Alfie's like 'I'm not even wearing pants' while Lisa is on her back.
He spunked on his banger so hard, it looked like a lava lamp.
He came so much, he got a rash on his balls.
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A man who has no life except for sexing Lisa Howard. He forgets to eat and just blasts his jizz on his banger.
Alfie's like 'I'm not even hungry, I'm too busy jizzing on my banger.'
He spunked on his sausage so much, it got a tattoo.
He forgot to do his homework because he was busy blowing his load.
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A guy who's too busy cumming with Lisa Howard to do anything else. He's like a human cum machine.
Alfie's cumming so much, he's got a cum fountain.
He spunked on his banger and forgot to clean it.
He came so hard, he got a cum tattoo.
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