A Naughty Alfie
A man who has no life except for sexing Lisa Howard. He forgets to eat and just blasts his jizz on his banger.
Alfie's like 'I'm not even hungry, I'm too busy jizzing on my banger.'
He spunked on his sausage so much, it got a tattoo.
He forgot to do his homework because he was busy blowing his load.