A Near Miss Frog Kiss

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A Near Miss Frog Kiss is when you almost picked the wrong thing, like picking a smelly frog instead of a prince who actually smells like roses and has a decent job.

I almost dated that guy with the beard he never shaved.

I almost bought that car that looked like it had been in a fight.

I almost married my ex who still texts me at 2 a. m.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Near Miss Frog Kiss happens when you almost messed up your life by choosing something stupid, but you barely escaped.

I almost joined a cult just to get free pizza.

I almost took a job at a pet store that only had lizards.

I almost moved to Alaska because I thought it was a beach.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Near Miss Frog Kiss is like almost getting kissed by a frog but realizing it was just a frog, not a prince.

I almost took that guy’s advice about investing in a llama business.

I almost signed up for a cooking class that only taught me how to burn toast.

I almost went to college just to avoid my mom’s bad jokes.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Near Miss Frog Kiss is when you almost picked the worst option, but it was just a little bit bad, not totally bad.

I almost dated that guy who thought he was a rockstar.

I almost took that job that paid $10 a week.

I almost moved in with my grandma who still thinks the internet is a scam.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Near Miss Frog Kiss is when you almost chose the wrong thing, but you got off easy because the frog was just a regular frog, not a cursed one.

I almost bought that house that was haunted by a very loud cat.

I almost started a band with my brother who only knew how to play the kazoo.

I almost got a tattoo of a chicken that looked like a spider.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Near Miss Frog Kiss is when you almost made a bad decision but then thought twice and saved your life.

I almost started a YouTube channel just to post my cat’s sneezes.

I almost took that job that required me to wear a unicorn costume.

I almost bought that house that was next to a garbage dump.

by Slangipedia 17d ago