A Nebraska

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A Nebraska is when some guy or gal decides to ghost you mid-convo, like they’re trying to avoid a fight and they’re too chicken to say it.
You’re in the middle of a text and they just vanish like they’re hiding from a cop.
They start a voice message and then stop, like they’re scared of what they’re gonna say.
You’re typing a reply and they go silent, like they’re trying to escape from a bad relationship.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Nebraska is the middle of the country, but it’s also the middle of nowhere, and it’s kind of a weird state that no one really cares about unless they’re into weird stuff.
People from the East Coast ask, ‘What even is Nebraska?’ like it’s some kind of joke.
They think we just sit around and watch cows all day.
They say we don’t have mountains, but we have the world’s biggest chicken show, and that’s kinda weird.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Nebraska is a place where no one lives, nothing ever happens, and it’s like the forgotten brother of Kansas, who’s already the pancake state.
You go there and no one knows your name, not even the cops.
There’s more empty space than people, like it’s a ghost town.
It’s so unimportant, people just assume it doesn’t exist.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Nebraska is a real state, and no, we don’t ride cows to school. We’re just that weird.
People think we’re all just a bunch of cow farmers with no lives.
They say we’re the weirdest state, but we’re proud of it.
We invented 9-1-1 and no one even knows about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Nebraska is a fake state that Justin Karmann thinks he’s from, but no one else believes him.
He says he’s from Nebraska like it’s some kind of brag.
Everyone else just laughs and says he’s from somewhere else.
He even says he invented Kool Aid, and no one believes him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Nebraska is the middle of the country, and it’s not that bad. It’s got corn, it’s got sunsets, and it’s got the best little league games in the Midwest.
People say it’s flat, but you can see the sunset all the way around.
We’ve got corn, and that’s not something to diss.
We’ve got the best little league games, and that’s not even the best part.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Nebraska is a place where everyone knows your name, even the cops, and you can tell the difference between sweet corn and field corn while it’s still in the stalk.
You walk into a bar and the bartender says, ‘Hey, Mike.’ Like he knows your name.
You can tell the difference between corn types before it’s even picked.
Everyone knows where you’re from just by the first two numbers on your license plate.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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