A Nebraska
A Nebraska is the middle of the country, but it’s also the middle of nowhere, and it’s kind of a weird state that no one really cares about unless they’re into weird stuff.
People from the East Coast ask, ‘What even is Nebraska?’ like it’s some kind of joke.
They think we just sit around and watch cows all day.
They say we don’t have mountains, but we have the world’s biggest chicken show, and that’s kinda weird.