A Lucca Schmidt
A man who fucks like a beast and sucks like a baby who just got a lollipop
He went from my mouth to my ass in under a minute
He asked me to suck his toes after we finished
He said he was full after three minutes of sucking
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A Lucca Schmidt
A guy who doesn't just have sex, he eats it, drinks it, and sometimes even pees it
He drank my cum like it was water
He ate my whole hand during a kiss
He peed on my face after we finished
A Lucca Schmidt
A man who has no limits, he'll fuck anything that moves and suck anything that breathes
He tried to fuck my dog
He sucked my brother's face
He said he'd suck my feet if I let him
A Lucca Schmidt
A guy who doesn't just have sex, he conquers it like it's a war
He said he'd conquer my whole body if I let him
He fought my tongue like it was a rival
He took over my mouth like it was his kingdom
A Lucca Schmidt
A man who doesn't just fuck and suck, he throws cum like it's confetti and licks like it's a job
He threw cum on my face like it was a party
He licked my whole arm after we finished
He said he'd lick my toes for a week straight
A Lucas
A Lucas is the guy you’d marry on the spot if he walked into a room wearing a sock and a tuxedo. He laughs like a maniac, does a fake British accent better than your history teacher, and makes you feel like you’re on cloud nine just by talking to him. He forces you to watch anime until you beg for mercy, but it’s worth it because he’s hot, he’s funny, and he’s got a smile that could make a statue blush.
If I ever see a Lucas, I’m getting married that day.
He made me watch Naruto and I now know what a harem is.
He smiled at me and I fell in love.
A Lucas
A Luca is the kind of guy who makes your heart go boom when he grins. He talks like a professor, has arms like a bodybuilder, and thinks he’s ugly but he’s actually the most attractive guy in the room. He’s got the brain of Einstein and the body of a superhero, and he’ll make you fall for him so hard you’ll forget your own name.
He looked at me and I forgot my own name.
He’s got arms like a superhero and a brain like Einstein.
He’s the guy who makes your heart go boom.
A Lucas
A Lucas is someone who loves eating ass and smoking grass. He’s the guy who’ll tell you he’s ugly but still manages to steal your heart with his smile and his laugh. He’s the kind of guy who’ll make you laugh until you cry and then offer you a joint.
He told me he was ugly and I still fell for him.
He laughed so hard he made me cry.
He offered me a joint after he made me laugh.
A Lucas
A Luca is the guy who’ll make your day brighter just by being in it. He’s got a smile that could light up a room, a laugh that’s contagious, and he’s the kind of guy who’ll surprise you with the best gifts ever. He’s the kind of guy you’ll want to be friends with forever.
He surprised me with the best gift ever.
He made my day brighter just by being there.
He’s the kind of guy you’ll be friends with forever.
A Lucas
A Luca is a guy with a big cock, a cool head, and a smile that could melt your face. He’s the kind of guy who’ll make you feel like you’re on top of the world just by looking at him. He’s got the body of a god and the brain of a genius.
He’s got a big cock and a cool head.
He looked at me and I felt like I was on top of the world.
He’s got the body of a god and the brain of a genius.
A Lucas
A Luca is a guy who’s good-looking, charming, and always up for a laugh. He’s the kind of guy who’ll make you smile even when you’re feeling down. He’s got the heart of a hero and the charm of a legend.
He made me smile even when I was feeling down.
He’s got the heart of a hero.
He’s the kind of guy who’s always up for a laugh.
A Lucas
A Lucas is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He listens, he’s there when you need him, and he’s the best guy in the world. He’s got a laugh that’ll make you cry, and he’s got a way of saying oof that’ll make you addicted.
He listens and he’s there when you need him.
He’s the best guy in the world.
He said oof and I became addicted.
A Loz P
Loz P is a psycho from Scotland who hates everyone and loves chicken wings. She’ll cut you up with a machete if you say the wrong thing.
Loz P just decapitated my friend for calling her a rug muncher.
I tried to flirt with her, she threw a strongbow at me.
She drank a whole can of fizzy diet coca cola and then screamed at a bus driver.
A Loz P
If you cross Loz P, she’ll make you regret it. She’s got a feminist radar and a machete.
My dad called her a rug muncher and she threatened to hang him from the Clyde bridge.
She hacked a guy to death for not giving her a drink.
She went mad raj after someone insulted her strongbow.
A Loz P
Loz P is a crazy little witch who lives in Scotland and loves to cut people up.
She drew a missile at my brother for being a misogynist.
I saw her eating chicken wings while sipping diet coca cola.
She decapitated a guy for saying rug muncher in front of her.
A Loz P
Loz P is a psycho who will cut you up if you say the wrong thing. She loves strongbow and hates rug munchers.
She hacked my uncle to death for calling her a rug muncher.
She drank a whole can of fizzy diet coca cola and then screamed at a bus driver.
She threw a missile at me for being a misogynist.
A Loz P
Loz P is a crazy little demon from Scotland who will hack you up if you don’t respect her.
She drew a missile at me for being a rug muncher.
She drank a whole can of fizzy diet coca cola and then screamed at a bus driver.
She hacked my friend to death for not giving her a drink.
A Loz P
Loz P is a psycho from Scotland who hates everyone and loves to cut people up with a machete.
She drew a missile at me for being a misogynist.
She hacked my dad to death for calling her a rug muncher.
She drank a whole can of fizzy diet coca cola and then screamed at a bus driver.
A Lowie
A bald, divorced dad who's too desperate to be alone. He spends all his savings and his kids' college money just to keep an old, also divorced, hot mess girlfriend happy.
My dad spent his entire retirement fund on his ex’s new car and her kid’s designer shoes. Classic Lowie move.
He bought her a $2000 engagement ring just to stop her from crying at the grocery store.
He paid for her daughter’s prom and his own son’s divorce lawyer. That’s a Lowie for you.
A Lowie
A sexy, trashy girl with a Mediterranean look. She’s the type who eats pizza like it’s her last meal and thinks she’s the center of every party.
She showed up to the pizza party in a bikini and a hat. Classic Lowie.
She ordered 10 pizzas, ate one, and took the rest home. That’s a Lowie.
She said she’d come to the party, but it was just to get free pizza. Total Lowie move.