A Lowie
A bald, divorced dad who's too desperate to be alone. He spends all his savings and his kids' college money just to keep an old, also divorced, hot mess girlfriend happy.
My dad spent his entire retirement fund on his ex’s new car and her kid’s designer shoes. Classic Lowie move.
He bought her a $2000 engagement ring just to stop her from crying at the grocery store.
He paid for her daughter’s prom and his own son’s divorce lawyer. That’s a Lowie for you.