A Lowie

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A bald, divorced dad who's too desperate to be alone. He spends all his savings and his kids' college money just to keep an old, also divorced, hot mess girlfriend happy.
My dad spent his entire retirement fund on his ex’s new car and her kid’s designer shoes. Classic Lowie move.
He bought her a $2000 engagement ring just to stop her from crying at the grocery store.
He paid for her daughter’s prom and his own son’s divorce lawyer. That’s a Lowie for you.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sexy, trashy girl with a Mediterranean look. She’s the type who eats pizza like it’s her last meal and thinks she’s the center of every party.
She showed up to the pizza party in a bikini and a hat. Classic Lowie.
She ordered 10 pizzas, ate one, and took the rest home. That’s a Lowie.
She said she’d come to the party, but it was just to get free pizza. Total Lowie move.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy from Mentone who can’t even tie his shoes right. He keeps making the same mistakes over and over, like he’s got a death wish.
He missed his own birthday party because he couldn’t find his keys. Mentone Lowie style.
He tried to fix the printer and now the whole office is broken. Classic Lowie error.
He lost his job because he couldn’t figure out how to use the coffee machine. That’s a Lowie for you.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A beautiful girl who’s super sweet, but also super insecure. She’ll love you to death, but she might also try to steal your girlfriend just to feel better.
She said she’d be my girlfriend forever, but then she stole my best friend. That’s a Lowie for you.
She cried when I left, but then she immediately texted my ex. Classic Lowie move.
She loved me to death, but then she tried to kiss my mom. That’s a Lowie for sure.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A girl with no shame. She’ll sleep with anyone, anywhere, anytime. She’s the type who doesn’t even care if you know her whole life story.
She told me her ex’s full life story at the bar. That’s a Lowie for you.
She slept with my brother and my dad on the same night. Total Lowie move.
She sent me a text saying, ‘I know your whole life. We’re going to be best friends.’ That’s a Lowie.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A girl who loves hanging out with guys. She’s the type who’ll flirt with your dad just to get free pizza.
She started flirting with my dad at the pizza shop. That’s a Lowie for you.
She asked me if my dad was single just to get a discount. Total Lowie move.
She said she’d come to my party just to see my dad. That’s a Lowie for sure.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A whore. A slut. A total piece of trash. She’ll take any guy, any time, anywhere.
She took my brother’s best friend just to make my brother cry. That’s a Lowie for you.
She showed up to my party with my dad’s ex. Total Lowie move.
She said she was my girlfriend, but she was also my brother’s. That’s a Lowie.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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