A Loz P

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Loz P is a psycho from Scotland who hates everyone and loves chicken wings. She’ll cut you up with a machete if you say the wrong thing.

Loz P just decapitated my friend for calling her a rug muncher.

I tried to flirt with her, she threw a strongbow at me.

She drank a whole can of fizzy diet coca cola and then screamed at a bus driver.

If you cross Loz P, she’ll make you regret it. She’s got a feminist radar and a machete.

My dad called her a rug muncher and she threatened to hang him from the Clyde bridge.

She hacked a guy to death for not giving her a drink.

She went mad raj after someone insulted her strongbow.

Loz P is a crazy little witch who lives in Scotland and loves to cut people up.

She drew a missile at my brother for being a misogynist.

I saw her eating chicken wings while sipping diet coca cola.

She decapitated a guy for saying rug muncher in front of her.

Loz P is a psycho who will cut you up if you say the wrong thing. She loves strongbow and hates rug munchers.

She hacked my uncle to death for calling her a rug muncher.

She drank a whole can of fizzy diet coca cola and then screamed at a bus driver.

She threw a missile at me for being a misogynist.

Loz P is a crazy little demon from Scotland who will hack you up if you don’t respect her.

She drew a missile at me for being a rug muncher.

She drank a whole can of fizzy diet coca cola and then screamed at a bus driver.

She hacked my friend to death for not giving her a drink.

Loz P is a psycho from Scotland who hates everyone and loves to cut people up with a machete.

She drew a missile at me for being a misogynist.

She hacked my dad to death for calling her a rug muncher.

She drank a whole can of fizzy diet coca cola and then screamed at a bus driver.