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A better way
When you finally find a dictionary that actually helps you, not the one that just makes you want to scream and hide in a closet.
Finally, a dictionary that actually made sense.
This dictionary is the best thing since sliced bread.
I found a dictionary that doesn’t make me cry.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A better way
When you're saying there's no way anything else can be better, like you’re literally the best thing that ever happened to the world.
There’s not a better way, I said it, and I meant it.
There's not, just accept it.
There isn't, and you know it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A better sun
A better sun is when you’re still whining about the weather even though the sky is basically screaming at you to be happy.
"I don’t care if it’s sunny, I still want a better sun.", A kid who’s too tired to be happy
“Why is the sun even here? It’s not doing its job.”, A frustrated adult during lunch break
“I wish the sun would just die so we can have a better sun.”, A student during a math test
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A better sun
A better sun is when you’re too lazy to be satisfied with the sun and you just keep asking for more.
“Why is the sun so good? I want a better sun.”, A person who just got a compliment
“I don’t need the sun, I need a better sun.”, A kid who’s been outside for five minutes
“The sun is nice, but I want a better sun.”, A person who’s been told they’re too dramatic
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A better sun
A better sun is when you’re too selfish to be happy with the sun and you want it all for yourself.
“I want the sun, but I want a better sun.”, A kid who’s not sharing
“The sun is good, but I need a better sun.”, A person who’s never been satisfied
“I don’t like the sun, I need a better sun.”, A kid who’s been told they’re too greedy
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A better sun
A better sun is when you’re still mad about the sun even though it’s giving you everything you want.
“I hate the sun, I want a better sun.”, A kid who’s been told they’re too grumpy
“The sun is perfect, but I still want a better sun.”, A person who’s never been happy
“Even though the sun is nice, I want a better sun.”, A kid who’s been told they’re too dramatic
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A better sun
A better sun is when you’re too dumb to be happy with the sun and you just keep asking for more.
“The sun is good, but I want a better sun.”, A kid who’s been told they’re too dumb
“I don’t need the sun, I need a better sun.”, A person who’s been told they’re too simple
“Even though the sun is perfect, I still want a better sun.”, A kid who’s been told they’re too annoying
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A better sun
A better sun is when you’re still crying about the sun even though it’s basically the best thing ever.
“I don’t like the sun, I want a better sun.”, A kid who’s been told they’re too dramatic
“The sun is perfect, but I still want a better sun.”, A person who’s never been happy
“Even though the sun is nice, I still want a better sun.”, A kid who’s been told they’re too annoying
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bernie
Getting totally controlled by someone else because you're wasted, brain-dead, or dead, but you still act like you're in charge.
My buddy got bernied by his cousin at the party. He was dead but still dancing like a fool.
I was bernied by my girlfriend after I drank 10 beers and passed out on the couch.
My dog bernied my brother by chewing his face off while he was asleep.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bernie
A super strong pill that makes you feel awesome, and it's named after a rich guy who drives fancy cars.
I took a bernie and danced like no one was watching. I didn’t stop for 3 hours.
My friend took a bernie and started talking to the ceiling like it was his best friend.
I took a bernie and texted my ex like 20 times in one night.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bernie
A guy who's a total rebel, makes his own time, and only shows his real self when he feels safe. He might seem rude, but he’s got a heart of gold. Just be there for him and he’ll love you back.
My bernie broke up with his girlfriend because she didn’t show up to his concert. He was devastated.
I dated a bernie, and he cried when I left for college. He had to take 3 days to get over it.
My best friend is a bernie, and he once showed up to my birthday in a suit and cried because he thought I was going to forget him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bernie
A silly dance you do when you're wasted. You lean back like you're about to fall over, shake your arms like a lunatic, and just generally look ridiculous.
At the party, I did the bernie and ended up falling off the couch. I looked like a fool.
My friend did the bernie and got kicked out of the restaurant because he was shaking like a dog with fleas.
I did the bernie at my mom's house, and my little brother laughed so hard he cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bernie
A super cute, hyper, chocolate-loving creature who likes bubble wrap, giggles a lot, and will bite you if you don’t give it enough attention.
My bernie bit me because I forgot to bring chocolate paddlepops to the party. I was so mad.
I gave my bernie a cat, and it started giggling so hard it knocked over the whole house.
My bernie was so happy when I played Evanescence, it ran around the house like it was on fire.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bernie
Being so wasted that you can’t move and need someone else to drag you around like a sack of potatoes.
I was so bernied after the bar fight that I needed three people to carry me home.
My friend got bernied and fell into a lake. He was still laughing when he came up.
I tried to walk home after being bernied, but I ended up face-down in a pizza box.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bernie
A slang word for cocaine. People use it to know if they can expect a big party or a lot of money.
They said there was a bernie at the party, so I brought my whole class.
I got a bernie from my friend, and it made me feel like I could run a marathon.
My mom said I could have a bernie if I cleaned my room. I did it in 2 minutes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bendy one
What you say when someone acts like they're not a f***ing noodle
'As straight as a ruler?' I said. 'I'm a f***ing pretzel, you f***ing stick.'
He said he was straight as a ruler. I said, 'I'm the f***ing spaghetti in your lunch.'
She said she was straight. I said, 'You're the f***ing bendy straws in my soda.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bendy one
What you say when someone lies about being straight like a f***ing stick
'Straight as a ruler?' I said. 'I'm the f***ing slinky in your closet.'
He said he was straight. I said, 'You're the f***ing bendy straw in my f***ing drink.'
She told me she was straight. I said, 'You're the f***ing noodles in my f***ing soup.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bendy one
What you say when someone's f***ing backbone is made of rubber
He said he was straight as a ruler. I said, 'Your spine is made of f***ing rubber.'
She said she was straight. I said, 'You're the f***ing rubber band in my f***ing backpack.'
I said, 'You're not straight. You're the f***ing bendy straw in my f***ing soda.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A beef jerky
A beef jerky is when you or your buddy gives each other a hand job using raw ground beef instead of lube. It’s like having a meaty creampie with no finesse.
My buddy tried to do a beef jerky in the woods. He ended up with a mouthful of beef and a broken tooth.
I did a beef jerky during a power outage. It was messy, but worth it.
My sister tried to help me with a beef jerky. Now she’s stuck with the beef and the blame.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A beef jerky
Beef jerky is the best snack ever. It’s like having a piece of heaven in your mouth.
I ate beef jerky on the plane. The guy next to me thought I was crying.
My teacher gave me beef jerky for good behavior. I turned into a snack monster.
I brought beef jerky to a party. Now everyone’s asking me for more.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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