A bernie
A super cute, hyper, chocolate-loving creature who likes bubble wrap, giggles a lot, and will bite you if you don’t give it enough attention.
My bernie bit me because I forgot to bring chocolate paddlepops to the party. I was so mad.
I gave my bernie a cat, and it started giggling so hard it knocked over the whole house.
My bernie was so happy when I played Evanescence, it ran around the house like it was on fire.