A beef jerky

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A beef jerky is when you or your buddy gives each other a hand job using raw ground beef instead of lube. It’s like having a meaty creampie with no finesse.

My buddy tried to do a beef jerky in the woods. He ended up with a mouthful of beef and a broken tooth.

I did a beef jerky during a power outage. It was messy, but worth it.

My sister tried to help me with a beef jerky. Now she’s stuck with the beef and the blame.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Beef jerky is the best snack ever. It’s like having a piece of heaven in your mouth.

I ate beef jerky on the plane. The guy next to me thought I was crying.

My teacher gave me beef jerky for good behavior. I turned into a snack monster.

I brought beef jerky to a party. Now everyone’s asking me for more.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Beef jerky is the tastiest snack you can eat. It’s like your mouth is on fire with flavor.

I ate beef jerky during my lunch break. My coworkers thought I was on a mission.

I brought beef jerky to school. Now I’m the snack king.

I ate beef jerky before a test. I got a perfect score. It was worth it.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Beef jerky is the best dried meat snack you can find. It’s like a meaty explosion in your mouth.

I ate beef jerky during my workout. I lifted weights like a beast.

I brought beef jerky to the gym. My trainer thought I was training for a meat fight.

I ate beef jerky before my date. My date thought I was a snack god.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Beef jerky is a smoky, dried beef snack that tastes like manliness. It’s the opposite of a weak, soggy beef stick.

I ate beef jerky during my morning run. I ran faster than ever.

I brought beef jerky to my job. My boss thought I was getting ready for a meat war.

I ate beef jerky before my match. I beat my opponent like a man.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A beef jerky is when you jerk off without lube. It’s like having a dry, meaty creampie.

I did a beef jerky in the shower. The water turned red.

I tried a beef jerky in the car. My friend thought I was having a meat attack.

I did a beef jerky during a meeting. My boss thought I was having a meat crisis.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Beef jerky is when you jerk off to thoughts of gross cows, like Brittney Spears. It’s like having a meaty nightmare.

I did a beef jerky while watching Brittney Spears. It was like a meaty horror movie.

I brought beef jerky to my date. My date thought I was obsessed with cows.

I did a beef jerky during a video call. My mom thought I was having a meaty breakdown.

by Slangipedia 15d ago