A beef jerky - Beef jerky is a smoky, dried beef snack that tastes like man

Beef jerky is a smoky, dried beef snack that tastes like manliness. It’s the opposite of a weak, soggy beef stick.

I ate beef jerky during my morning run. I ran faster than ever.

I brought beef jerky to my job. My boss thought I was getting ready for a meat war.

I ate beef jerky before my match. I beat my opponent like a man.