A bernie - Being so wasted that you can’t move and need someone else to

Being so wasted that you can’t move and need someone else to drag you around like a sack of potatoes.

I was so bernied after the bar fight that I needed three people to carry me home.

My friend got bernied and fell into a lake. He was still laughing when he came up.

I tried to walk home after being bernied, but I ended up face-down in a pizza box.