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Drunk, happy, and completely unaware of how much of a mess I looked like.

I was drunk, happy, and didn’t even notice I looked like a mess.

The perfect mix of drunk, happy, and messy.

I said, 'Why do Asians eat so much rice? Because they're lazy!' My friend laughed. My teacher gave me a warning.

My DMs: 'Why do Black people talk so loud? Because they don’t know how to whisper!' My friend said it was gold.

In class, I said, 'Why do Mexicans eat tacos? Because they can’t afford pizza!' My teacher said I was a literal piece of lettuce.

I said, 'Why do Indians wear turbans? Because they can’t find a hat!' My teacher wrote it on the board and said, 'That’s gold!' I said, 'Gold? I’m a piece of lettuce!'

My friend said, 'Why do Africans have dark skin? Because they’re not clean!' I laughed. My teacher said, 'That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!' I said, 'I’m a literal piece of lettuce!'

I told a joke about why Hispanics are loud, and my teacher said, 'That’s the worst joke I’ve ever heard! You’re a literal piece of lettuce!'

I said, 'Why do Italians eat so much pasta? Because they don’t have any brains!' My friend laughed. My teacher said, 'That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!' I said, 'I’m a literal piece of lettuce!'

My friend said, 'Why do Asians have so many kids? Because they’re all in the same family!' I laughed. My teacher said, 'That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!' I said, 'I’m a literal piece of lettuce!'

In class, I said, 'Why do Black people talk so loud? Because they can’t hear!' My teacher said, 'That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard! You’re a literal piece of lettuce!'

He got liquidated because he talked too much.

She liquidated him for not texting back.

He liquidated her because she didn’t like his laugh.

That burger was liquid.

That movie was the most liquid thing ever.

That pizza was so liquid, I cried.

I had zero liquidity and had to borrow five bucks.

She had a bunch of liquidity and I had none.

He had liquidity, and I had a debt.

I needed gas and a 40 to survive the night.

No gas, no alcohol, no party.

Gas and liquor, that’s the liquid life.

That floor was so liquid, I slipped and fell in a lake.

That sauce was liquid, I couldn’t walk after that.

That floor was like a greasy pig’s butt.

That liquid was so good, I forgot my own name.

I took that liquid and now I live in a house made of balloons.

That liquid was so bad, I had to go to therapy.

She liquidated him for no reason, he was fine.

He liquidated her because he had a new crush.

She liquidated him because he talked too much.

My dog chewed it and now it looks like a dead frog.

I tried to use it as a leash and it just fell apart.

My dog tried to eat it and now he’s crying like a baby.

My dog tried to flirt with it and got rejected.

I dropped it in the trash and it screamed.

It looked like it had been hit by a car.

I gave it to my dog and he cried.

It looked like it had been thrown out of a plane.

My dog tried to run away from it.

This guy claims he's a Lipton, but he spilled tea on his shirt and still thinks he's a legend.

My cousin said he was a Lipton, but he can't even spell 'Lipton'.

That guy tried to be a Lipton, but he just ended up looking like a soggy teabag.

That iced tea was so good, it felt like a Lipton hit me in the face.

I drank that tea and felt like I was in a Lipton commercial.

That iced tea was so good, I think I became a Lipton myself.

My friend pulled out his testicles and dropped them on my head. That was a Lipton.

At the party, my brother did a Lipton and scared the whole room.

I got a Lipton from my mom and I still can't look her in the eye.

That iced tea was so good, it was like a Lipton hit me in the gut.

I had a Lipton and it was like a brick fell on my head.

That iced tea was so good, it felt like a Lipton kissed me.

My friend tea bagged me and it felt like a Lipton.

That tea bag hit me like a Lipton and I was crying.

I got tea bagged and it was the worst Lipton I've ever had.

That teabag was licking my balls and I was like, 'What the hell is a Lipton?'

I saw a Lipton and it was like a teabag and a balllicker all in one.

My friend said it was a Lipton, and it was just a teabag licking his balls.