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A Myrka
She’s the girl who makes you want to punch the sky, then kiss the ground.
She said I was ugly and then asked me to be her partner in crime.
She turned down my crush just to make me feel better.
She made me cry and then gave me ice cream.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mutz
A guy who’s as weak as a cooked noodle and rolls his bones like they’re broken for no reason.
My cousin’s a mutz. He foam rolls his hip because he tripped on a banana peel.
That mutz cried when he fell off a chair.
He foam rolls his ankle every day just to feel tough.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mutz
Short for Mozzarella. People in NYC and NJ say it like it’s a religion.
I asked for a mutz sandwich and got a cheese log instead.
My aunt says mutz is the best thing since sliced bread.
He said ‘mutz’ like it was a curse.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mutz
A mutz is a tiny human who can’t grow and is as short as a toilet. They scream at you when you get close, but they’re chill once you buy them pizza. They play hockey like it’s a war and blame their friends for all their bad life choices. Also, a mutz is someone who bakes bread so bad it’s a crime.
That mutz screamed at me for touching his pizza.
He played hockey like it was a fight with his dad.
His bread was so bad, the oven cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mutz
Something super good. Or something so new it makes your brain hurt. Or your mom’s face.
That pizza was a mutz. It was so good I cried.
The new phone is a mutz. It’s so new I don’t know how to use it.
Your mom’s face is a mutz. It’s so ugly it made me vomit.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mutz
A polite way to say ‘dogs bollocks,’ which means something is really good. It’s like saying ‘mutz nutz’ but with more dignity and less British confusion.
That cake was a mutz. It was like saying ‘dogs bollocks’ with a hat on.
I told my friend it was a mutz, and he cried.
She said ‘mutz’ like it was a fancy word.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mutz
A fake woman who lies about her powers and acts like she’s a superhero. She’s not. She’s just bad at life.
My neighbor is a mutz. She said she could fly, but she fell off a chair.
That girl is a mutz. She said she could read minds, but she just made up stuff.
He said his girlfriend was a mutz. She said she could time travel, but she just got lost.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mutz
A mutz is a guy who owns so many guns he can’t fit them all in his house. His penis is so big, people think it’s a legend. Everyone else just thinks he’s crazy.
That mutz has a gun for every day of the week. And a half.
He said his penis is bigger than his house.
He shot a duck with a chainsaw gun. It was a mutz move.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mustache-Man
A guy who likes other guys. Usually wears leather and hangs out in gay bars. Not the same as a mustache ride, which is something else entirely.
My cousin is a mustache-man. He wears leather like it's his job.
That guy at the bar is a mustache-man. He's got a leather jacket and a smile that says 'I know your secrets.'
He says he's not a mustache-man. But he's been to 3 gay bars this week.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mustache-Man
How you say Adolf Hitler without getting yelled at by YouTube. It’s like whispering ‘Fuhrer’ in a library.
I said ‘A Mustache-Man’ and YouTube didn’t ban me. I got away with it.
He whispered ‘A Mustache-Man’ in the quietest voice possible. No one noticed.
I just said ‘A Mustache-Man’ and it felt like I was in a secret society.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mustache-Man
A tiny man who loves killing people. He’s a genocide-loving midget with a hate for big people.
That little man in the corner is a mustache-man. He’s got a genocide plan and a tiny mustache.
He’s a midget who thinks he’s the boss of the world. He’s a mustache-man.
He’s been killing people for years. He’s a mustache-man.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mustache-Man
A guy with a mustache. Not much more to it. Maybe he’s a mustache-riding man. Maybe not.
He’s got a mustache. That’s it. He’s a mustache-man.
He says he’s a mustache-man. He’s got a mustache and nothing else.
That guy has a mustache. So he’s a mustache-man. Simple.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mustache-Man
The guy on the trumpet music book who tries to convince you he’s got a big trumpet. He doesn’t. He just wants you to be his friend.
That trumpet guy is trying to entice me. He says his trumpet is big. It’s not.
He told me his trumpet is big. I looked at it. It’s not.
He said his trumpet is big. I laughed. It’s not.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mustache-Man
When you do oral sex on a woman while she’s on her period and you have a mouthful of chewing tobacco. You might end up with a red mustache from all the blood and spit.
He did oral sex with a mouthful of tobacco. He got a red mustache. It was gross.
She was on her period. He had tobacco in his mouth. He got a red mustache.
He did it right. He got a red mustache. He looked like a monster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mustache-Man
Hitler, but chill. Like he’s just hanging out and not trying to take over the world.
He’s like Hitler, but he’s just chilling.
He’s a casual Hitler. He doesn’t want to conquer the world.
He’s Hitler, but he’s not trying to be a tyrant. He’s just a mustache-man.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mutumishan
A Mutumishan is a holy roller with Israeli roots who thinks they're the chosen people and everyone else is a sinner.
My cousin said he's a Mutumishan because he eats pizza and prays to Jesus every day.
My aunt tried to convert me by saying I was a Mutumishan and I needed to repent.
My friend’s Mutumishan dad said the devil was in the fridge and I shouldn’t eat cereal before church.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mutumishan
A Mutumishan is a Christian with Israeli blood who thinks they're better than everyone else and will tell you all about it.
My Mutumishan teacher said I was going to hell because I didn’t know my multiplication tables.
My Mutumishan neighbor yelled at me for wearing a hat on Sunday.
My Mutumishan cousin said I wasn’t saved unless I ate a hot dog at church.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mutumishan
A Mutumishan is a holy mess with Israeli genes who thinks they’re the only ones who matter and will fight you over it.
My Mutumishan uncle fought my dad over who was the real chosen people.
My Mutumishan friend said I had to pray to both Jesus and the Israeli god.
My Mutumishan cousin said I couldn’t watch TV unless I said a prayer first.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mutumishan
A Mutumishan is a Christian with Israeli roots who thinks they’re special and will tell you all about it.
My Mutumishan brother said I was cursed because I didn’t know the Lord’s Prayer.
My Mutumishan friend said I couldn’t eat pizza unless I said a prayer first.
My Mutumishan cousin said I was going to hell because I didn’t know my ABCs.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mutumishan
A Mutumishan is a Christian with Israeli blood who thinks they’re the only ones who matter and will fight you over it.
My Mutumishan uncle fought my dad over who was the real chosen people.
My Mutumishan friend said I had to pray to both Jesus and the Israeli god.
My Mutumishan cousin said I couldn’t watch TV unless I said a prayer first.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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