Discover Slang

A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.

A place where people talk about sex more than they talk about their parents and their childhood trauma.

'I came here to ask about my homework. Now I’m being asked if I have a girlfriend.'

'I just wanted to talk about my day. Now I’m being called a loser.'

'I posted about my problems. Now I’m being asked if I like sex.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.

A website where people talk about sex so much it's like they’re all in a group chat with their exes and their pet.

'I came here for help with math. Now I’m being asked if I have a girlfriend.'

'I posted about my day. Now I’m being asked if I like pizza.'

'I just wanted to talk about my problems. Now I’m being called a loser.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A sit in

The Fonz telling everyone to sit on his motorcycle like it's the worst thing ever. It’s like he’s saying, ‘I’m gonna make you all uncomfortable and tired just because I feel like it.’

Yo, I just got sit in’d by my dad. He said I was being annoying.

My mom gave me a sit in during lunch. I had to sit on her motorcycle for 10 minutes.

My brother did a sit in on my friend. He said, ‘You’re gonna pay for this.’

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A sit in

When someone beats your ass in a video game and then says, ‘Take a seat, kid.’ It’s like they’re saying, ‘You’re not good enough, and now you have to sit down and think about it.’

My friend got sit in’d by a pro gamer. He said, ‘You’re not even close.’

I did a sit in on my cousin. He was like, ‘What even is this?’

My brother said, ‘Take a seat,’ after I lost to him in a game.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A sit in

When you’re in the middle of a fight and you’re just stuck in one place. You might be standing, but you’re stuck like you’re in a traffic jam of words.

My friend and I had a sit in in the middle of the school hallway. No one moved for 10 minutes.

I was in a sit in during lunch. I couldn’t even get my food.

My cousin had a sit in with my mom. They were both yelling and no one moved.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A sit in

When a bunch of people crowd around somewhere and won’t leave until they get what they want. It’s like a group of people blocking the way just to be a pain in the ass.

The protesters did a sit in at the school. No one could get in.

My friends did a sit in at the mall. They wouldn’t leave until they got free food.

My brother and his friends did a sit in in the park. They blocked the whole path.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A sit in

When your butt looks like it’s about to explode, or it’s just looking amazing. Either way, you’re the center of attention.

My friend’s butt looked like it was about to blow up. Everyone was staring at him.

I did a sit in and my ass looked good. People were like, ‘You’re a legend.’

My brother’s butt was so big, it looked like it was going to fall off.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A sit in

Something that’s both awesome and the worst. Like it’s the best thing ever, but it’s also the worst thing ever at the same time.

This game is both the best and the worst. It’s like a sit in of feelings.

This pizza is the best and the worst. I don’t know what to do.

This movie is both the best and the worst. It’s like a sit in of emotions.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A sit in

When you’re thinking about something so hard, it’s like you’re playing a sport in your head. It’s like the brain version of a football game.

I was doing a sit in while thinking about my math homework. It was like a brain war.

My friend was doing a sit in while thinking about the best pizza in the world. He was like, ‘I’m going to win.’

I did a sit in while thinking about my future. I was like, ‘I’m going to be a king.’

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A single, solitary snail

The reason why your life is a dumpster fire and you’re still stuck in it

My math test was easy. Then I saw this snail. Now I’m failing.

The snail walked across my lunch. I threw it away. I still got detention.

I saw a single snail. My whole day went to hell.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A single, solitary snail

The worst thing to ever happen to your existence, and it’s still hanging around

I saw that snail. I cried. I still cried after it left.

That snail walked into my room. I didn’t even sleep that night.

I had a dream about that snail. It was a nightmare.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A single, solitary snail

The reason why you can’t be trusted with anything that moves

That snail almost ruined my life. I still can’t trust anything that crawls.

I let a snail walk on my face. I’m never doing that again.

I watched that snail. I’m now a snail expert. I’m still scared.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A single mom

A single mom is a woman who thinks she’s the main attraction at the family party, but she’s actually the one who kicked the dad out for cheating with the neighbor. She’s got a kid, a job, and a life, but she still has time to flirt with the barista.

I’m a single mom, and I’ve got three kids, two jobs, and a secret life as a barista. I’m not perfect, but I’m good enough.

My mom is a single mom. She married the guy who cut her hair. He’s still around, but he’s not the dad.

I told my ex he was a loser. Now he’s a single dad. I’m the single mom. I win.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A single mom

A single mom is a woman who’s paying for everything, but she still has to explain to her kid why they can’t get a new phone.

I’m a single mom. I work two jobs and still have to explain to my kid why we can’t get a new phone.

My mom is a single mom. She works 80 hours a week and still has to explain to me why I can’t get a new phone.

I’m a single mom. I pay for everything, including my kid’s lunch money and my own coffee.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A single mom

A single mom is a woman who has to be everything at once, but she still has time to complain about her life.

I’m a single mom. I work full-time, I cook, I clean, and I still have time to complain about my life.

My mom is a single mom. She’s got three kids, a full-time job, and still has time to complain about her life.

I’m a single mom. I’m the best at everything, but I still have time to complain about my life.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A single mom

A single mom is a woman who’s drinking apple juice and vodka at 8 in the morning, just to survive the day.

My mom is a single mom. She drinks apple juice and vodka at 8 in the morning, just to survive the day.

I’m a single mom. I drink apple juice and vodka at 8 in the morning, just to survive the day.

My friend is a single mom. She drinks apple juice and vodka at 8 in the morning, just to survive the day.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A single mom

A single mom is a woman who’s raising kids without a husband, but she still has time to go on dates.

I’m a single mom. I’m raising kids without a husband, but I still have time to go on dates.

My mom is a single mom. She’s raising kids without a husband, but she still has time to go on dates.

I told my ex he was a loser. Now he’s a single dad. I’m the single mom. I still have time to go on dates.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A single mom

A single mom is a woman who’s working full-time, but she still has time to nag her kid about their homework.

I’m a single mom. I work full-time, but I still have time to nag my kid about their homework.

My mom is a single mom. She works full-time, but she still has time to nag me about my homework.

I’m a single mom. I work full-time, but I still have time to nag my kid about their homework.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A single mom

A single mom is a woman who’s strong, independent, and just a little bit crazy, but she’s still the best mom in the world.

I’m a single mom. I’m strong, independent, and just a little bit crazy, but I’m still the best mom in the world.

My mom is a single mom. She’s strong, independent, and just a little bit crazy, but she’s still the best mom in the world.

I told my ex he was a loser. Now he’s a single dad. I’m the single mom. I’m strong, independent, and just a little bit crazy, but I’m still the best mom in the world.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A single sycophant

If I had one of these I'd be in a world of hurt you cocky little shithole don't try to outsmart me.

My cousin has one of these and he got fired for talking back to the boss.

That guy at the bar is one of these and he thinks he's the king of the night.

My mom's best friend is one of these and she still thinks she's cool even though no one likes her.

by Slangipedia 17d ago