A single mom

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A single mom is a woman who thinks she’s the main attraction at the family party, but she’s actually the one who kicked the dad out for cheating with the neighbor. She’s got a kid, a job, and a life, but she still has time to flirt with the barista.

I’m a single mom, and I’ve got three kids, two jobs, and a secret life as a barista. I’m not perfect, but I’m good enough.

My mom is a single mom. She married the guy who cut her hair. He’s still around, but he’s not the dad.

I told my ex he was a loser. Now he’s a single dad. I’m the single mom. I win.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A single mom is a woman who’s paying for everything, but she still has to explain to her kid why they can’t get a new phone.

I’m a single mom. I work two jobs and still have to explain to my kid why we can’t get a new phone.

My mom is a single mom. She works 80 hours a week and still has to explain to me why I can’t get a new phone.

I’m a single mom. I pay for everything, including my kid’s lunch money and my own coffee.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A single mom is a woman who has to be everything at once, but she still has time to complain about her life.

I’m a single mom. I work full-time, I cook, I clean, and I still have time to complain about my life.

My mom is a single mom. She’s got three kids, a full-time job, and still has time to complain about her life.

I’m a single mom. I’m the best at everything, but I still have time to complain about my life.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A single mom is a woman who’s drinking apple juice and vodka at 8 in the morning, just to survive the day.

My mom is a single mom. She drinks apple juice and vodka at 8 in the morning, just to survive the day.

I’m a single mom. I drink apple juice and vodka at 8 in the morning, just to survive the day.

My friend is a single mom. She drinks apple juice and vodka at 8 in the morning, just to survive the day.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A single mom is a woman who’s raising kids without a husband, but she still has time to go on dates.

I’m a single mom. I’m raising kids without a husband, but I still have time to go on dates.

My mom is a single mom. She’s raising kids without a husband, but she still has time to go on dates.

I told my ex he was a loser. Now he’s a single dad. I’m the single mom. I still have time to go on dates.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A single mom is a woman who’s working full-time, but she still has time to nag her kid about their homework.

I’m a single mom. I work full-time, but I still have time to nag my kid about their homework.

My mom is a single mom. She works full-time, but she still has time to nag me about my homework.

I’m a single mom. I work full-time, but I still have time to nag my kid about their homework.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A single mom is a woman who’s strong, independent, and just a little bit crazy, but she’s still the best mom in the world.

I’m a single mom. I’m strong, independent, and just a little bit crazy, but I’m still the best mom in the world.

My mom is a single mom. She’s strong, independent, and just a little bit crazy, but she’s still the best mom in the world.

I told my ex he was a loser. Now he’s a single dad. I’m the single mom. I’m strong, independent, and just a little bit crazy, but I’m still the best mom in the world.

by Slangipedia 15d ago