A single mom
A single mom is a woman who thinks she’s the main attraction at the family party, but she’s actually the one who kicked the dad out for cheating with the neighbor. She’s got a kid, a job, and a life, but she still has time to flirt with the barista.
I’m a single mom, and I’ve got three kids, two jobs, and a secret life as a barista. I’m not perfect, but I’m good enough.
My mom is a single mom. She married the guy who cut her hair. He’s still around, but he’s not the dad.
I told my ex he was a loser. Now he’s a single dad. I’m the single mom. I win.